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  1. #101
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    > Eye-gouge the person in white, then chamber front-kick man sitting down.

    You thrust your spearhand into the person in white's eyes, then chamber you knee and deliver a pushing front kick to the sitting man's face. He collapses back, dead.

    For killing a low-level guard of Master Lee's Evil TKD Academy you receive *****3 Chi points*** . Your Chi level is now 1.2.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    >Look around for any weapons on dojang walls/floor.

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    >Look around for any weapons on dojang walls/floor.

    There is an umbrella stand next to the entrance door. It contains several umbrellas and canes. In the room beyond the passage way there is a rack of exotic weaponry befitting the headquarters of Evil TKD.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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  4. #104

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    Haul out loaded pistol that all Americans regardless of age or gender carry, start to look for something to shoot.

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    > Check canes for sword cane

    > If sword cane, take sword cane.

    > If no sword cane, take cane for RBSD use vs TKD.

    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel Browning
    Haul out loaded pistol that all Americans regardless of age or gender carry, start to look for something to shoot.
    That is because you do not have a trunk monkey:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
    Last edited by Askari; 10/06/2007 9:07pm at .
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"

  6. #106

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    >Stop fighting. Tell Master Lee that Bas Rutten has challenged him to a death match. Then proceed to kick the asses of all black belts ages 12 and under in sight.

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    >Stop fighting

    I am sorry I don't understand command "Stop fighting". Please refer to game's user's guide.


    >Tell Master Lee that Bas Rutten has challenged him to a death match.

    It is public knowledge that Bas Ruttan is scared of Evil TKD. Your lies are not credible and easily dismissed by Master Lee's Evil TKD Academy members.


    > Then proceed to kick the asses of all black belts ages 12 and under in sight.

    There are no junior black belts in sight, yet.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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    > Check canes for sword cane

    There are no sword canes but one cane catches your eye. It has etched on it the motive "악은 항상 이긴다" You read it twice, once backwards. Inspired by this you loose yourself in standing mediation, day dreaming of a ninja master practicing alone on a hilltop in feudal Canada. For the lapse into LARPism inherent with looking for sword canes, you get ****2 Chi points*****. Your Chi level is now a whopping 1.4.

    Inventory + 1 cane with Korean text you don't understand
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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    "evil always wins"?
    You're a cheesy little bastard.

    +1 inventory cane with korean text you do understand.

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    > "evil always wins"?

    As you waste 2 minutes on babelfish, you feel your Chi level dropping. You now have a chi level of ***** 1.3 Chi Level********
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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