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    >You are back to laying on your back in the puddle of your own piss. The fight is not going well.

    The eunuch with the unpronouncable name proceeds to single leg the other minion, stomps the **** out of him, and jumps back off the screen.

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    > ask man if Mr Lee has the real TKD.

    Evil TKD is the only real TKD there is
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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    > The eunuch with the unpronouncable name proceeds to single leg the other minion, stomps the **** out of him, and jumps back off the screen.

    I am sorry, I don't understand command "Single Leg". Please refer to the game's user's guide.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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    > I am sorry, I don't understand command "Single Leg". Please refer to the game's user's guide.

    The eunuch with the unpronouncable name proceeds to chi blast the other minion, eye gouges the **** out of him, and jumps back off the screen.

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    >chamber right fist, extend left, then punch man with right

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    >The eunuch with the unpronounceable name proceeds to chi blast the other minion, eye gouges the **** out of him, and jumps back off the screen.

    The eunuch with the unpronounceable name is a weaker fighter than the low-level Evil TKD guard, his attack is unsuccessful but he jumps off screen nonetheless.


    >chamber right fist, extend left, then punch man with right

    Resuming on-knee forward stance you chamber your right fist at your hip, extending the left you gauge distance and then bammmm!!! You strike the man with your right fist. Your fist impacts pressure point Gall Bladder 31. The man is paralysed and collapses. The person in white from behind the reception desk runs over, sits the man up and crosses his legs, and pats his back. "You have dishonoured Evil TKD, you must pay for this!".


    > Situation

    Lobby of Master Lee's Evil TKD Academy :
    You are standing in the entrance passage. To your left is a reception desk with a large Calender on the wall. On the desk is a small box. To your right is a door. To your front is an open room with padded flooring and and a wall of mirrors with a bar in front of it. There is a sign hanging from the ceiling. There is a man sitting crossed legged in a puddle of piss three feet in front of you. He is wearing Tabbi boots. A person dressed in white clothes is giving him a back-rub. They are not blocking your way.

    What do you want to do?

    >
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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    Ask if they know Kick Chick

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    > Check gender of the receptionist. If female, talk to receptionist.
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"

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    > Ask if they know Kick Chick

    You have already asked that question. They only know people within the real TKD community, they suggest you ask at the daycare centre a few doors down.

    > Check gender of the receptionist. If female, talk to receptionist.

    There is no-one present who is a receptionist
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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    >What do you want to do?

    Eye-gouge the person in white, then chamber front-kick man sitting down.

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