Systema and/or Silat no touch?!

**SFGOON** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 11:21am

Well, I just wanted to enlighten you. Now go buy yourself some nerf balls.

Trollshido anyone?

**ViciousFlamingo** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 11:26am

Originally Posted by M1K3

Wait, you can't dismiss us just like that! Its so wrong, now I feel all dirty and used and...

*Takes long hot shower while crying about the way he had been so causally used..sniff*

Admit it, you were asking for it. That low-cut top, that short miniskirt...c'mon.

I haven't had too much time to spend online until lately, but now I'm back in. How's training going?

**scorchedearth** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 1:03pm

Originally Posted by SFGOON

Trollshido anyone?

Is that a new martial art or something? :P

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 1:07pm

Originally Posted by scorchedearth

Is that a new martial art or something? :P

Yeah, a special one for Systema and Ninjitsu guys.

:icon_scra

**M1K3** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 1:09pm

Originally Posted by ViciousFlamingo

Admit it, you were asking for it. That low-cut top, that short miniskirt...c'mon.

I haven't had too much time to spend online until lately, but now I'm back in. How's training going?

Yes, Yes, I admit it, I WANTED to be used. *cry, snuffle, snort*

Its going pretty good now, I had to take some time off for a back injury though. Getting old sucks. At this rate I should get my blue belt about the same time my grandkids get out of high school.

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 10/04/2007 11:33am

When you see people doing no-touch knockouts, they are not using martial arts.
They are using Sorcery Most Foul.
These people are wizards, and you should be wear of them, lest they asssail you with fireballs and magic missiles.
Thank you for mentioning Silat in the original post. I'm campaigning for a "Silat Sucks Month," and wizardry is one of the reasons why.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 10/04/2007 11:39am

We all know there is only one way to deal with wizards....BURN THEM AT STAKE! BURN THEM ALL! LET THE NECROMANCERS AND SORCERERS BE REDUCED TO ASH! Remember, my congregation, the way to send a soul to heaven is to give the body hell.

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 10/04/2007 11:44am

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

We all know there is only one way to deal with wizards....BURN THEM AT STAKE! BURN THEM ALL! LET THE NECROMANCERS AND SORCERERS BE REDUCED TO ASH! Remember, my congregation, the way to send a soul to heaven is to give the body hell.

PSSST!

Vince Tortelli is a witch....