Systema and/or Silat no touch?!

**M1K3** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 8:48am

Originally Posted by M1K3

Pingo, I haven't seen you here for a while. Now, why are we talking about how people are getting there rocks off?

Wait, this is about no touch getting your rocks off? Holy Chi blasts Batman!

:new_popco

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 8:58am

Originally Posted by M1K3

Wait, this is about no touch getting your rocks off? Holy Chi blasts Batman!

:new_popco

Dillman must be a happy guyif he can focus his "Chi" like that.:flipando:

I think I just threw up a little.:icon_puke

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 9:42am

"Dillman Self Defense Seminar: Rape in self defense"

mmmm crotchless gi

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 10:03am

Originally Posted by illegalusername

"Dillman Self Defense Seminar: Rape in self defense"

mmmm crotchless gi

Dear God!:new_shock

Did you just use Dillman and Crotchless Gi in the same post?:5eek:
:XXpuke::XXpuke::XXpuke::XXpuke::XXpuke::XXpuke:
:XXpuke::XXpuke::XXpuke::XXpuke::XXpuke::suicide:

Soooo dehydrated,

Need water.....:XXpuke:

**senseipookie** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 10:10am

I knew it was just a matter of time before Dillman got dragged into this. Sooo predictable (but sooo necessary). Don't forget though, if you wiggle your toes and stick out your tongue it blocks his ki. So you can wear that crotchless gi in complete safety.

Now I have to go punish myself to get this mental image out of my head.

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 10:17am

I'm going to start developing Hard Gay Kung Fu. It'll be an international hit.

FUUUUUUUUU

**scorchedearth** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 10:26am

I like throwing rocks.

**jkdbuck76** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 11:08am

A shitstema guy can knock you out without touching you if he breathes on you. See, when a shitsema guy sifts tons of plankton and krill all day, his breath is so bad it could peel the paint off of walls.

**SimplyIs** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 11:14am

awesome gents, thnks for replies.

**M1K3** · Posted On: 10/03/2007 11:18am

Originally Posted by SimplyIs

awesome gents, thnks for replies.

Wait, you can't dismiss us just like that! Its so wrong, now I feel all dirty and used and...

*Takes long hot shower while crying about the way he had been so causally used..sniff*