Sifu Rudy Abel vs Anthony - Video Discussion thread

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 1:55pm

I'd pay $40 to watch it.

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 2:08pm

Originally Posted by Pandinha" aka Anthony]Well, it didn't take long before Rudy went off the handle, again.

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Ahahahah, jesus christ these people

**Teh El Macho** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 2:11pm

I thought he was gonna quit the interweebz. Oh well, what can we say, he's the immortal ****-flinging monkey.

**Nid** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 2:24pm

Two outta three.

It's the only way.

**MaverickZ** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 2:28pm

Originally Posted by Teh El Macho

I thought he was gonna quit the interweebz. Oh well, what can we say, he's the immortal ****-flinging monkey.

You can't reasonably expect people to keep their part of bargains, I mean honestly this is the internet!

**Teh El Macho** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 2:34pm

I know, I don't know what got into me :eusa_doh:

**El Neko** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 3:00pm

Man, I knew this **** was going to end like that, as soon as the rewiring in his brain got back to normal (and normal is used very loosely here), he was going to go back to his old self, he needs some more G-n-P FTW pleeez

**Boyd** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 3:25pm

See, this is why I was wholly against giving Rudy any modicum of respect from the getgo. He is not "a nice guy in real life" and he does not "have guts just for stepping in the ring". My sig isn't something I said; it's a quote from Anthony about a year ago, before Anthony gained his newfound respect for Abel. He's been a loudmouth rabble rouser from day 1 and it was naive of us (myself included) to assume losing to a ten month MMA student would change anything.

That said, and I hope I'm not doing some revisionist history myself, this victory does put to rest any myth of Rudy's fighting ability. From now of Rudy can continue talking as he has been, but his words are now exceptionally hollow. Any question that Rudy's capacity to brawl supercedes even basic MMA training has been permanently layed to rest. He's a one-dimensional slugger incapable of even rudimentary takedown defense, a coward who tapped from panic and fear instead of safety. he has zero heart and, if you'll excuse the melodramatic term, lacks fighting spirit. We now know any decent BJJer with a reasonable chin can manhandle Rudy at will.

And that's all that really matters. Rudy will continue to talk about how "sloppy" MMA striking is. It won't matter. Rudy can accuse people of being weak and unmotivated. It won't matter. Rudy can talk about how cursory grappling does not automatically trump advanced striking. It won't matter. Nothing he says or does from this point on matters, because I know, as a scientific fact, that I can stick my finger up Rudy's asshole. At will.

And that's the power of grappling, my friends. Say what you will about tying people into knots, the shark/ocean/ground metaphor, compare kung fu masters to dead fish gasping for air. They're all fair analogies. But to me, the true power of training in real martial arts is knowing every time I look at a **** talker like Rudy that if I met him in person, he can resist me all he wants: I will impose my will on him and put my finger in his pooper. I will lean over his shoulder and whisper lewd things into his ear. I will rub my throbbing erection again his sweatpants. I will let him down. I will make him hurt and squirm like Johnny Cash watching Requiem for a Dream. And he will have no recourse because his only defense is words, hollow, transient words.

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 10/10/2007 3:35pm

How's about he now fights someone with comparable time training? Frankly a 25 year veteran telling a novice "you were lucky, I'll win next time" is utterly fucking pathetic, although the tard is obviously oblivious to this fact.

What a cockmuncher.