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    Kung-fu San Soo and anal sex:

    So here's a light vent:

    Monday I got a call from somebody from New Mexico claiming to be scouting my gym out for a friend.

    H: My friend came by and picked up a brochure. He won't join without my say so can I ask you a few questions:

    M: Sure...

    H: It says Kung-fu and Kickboxing on your sign.

    M: Yeah.

    H: How's that possible.

    M: :bs: What do you mean?

    H: How could you teach kickboxing and kung-fu at the same location...

    M: Is that a serious question? What do you mean...

    H: What's your relationship to the Shaolin Temples?

    M: I don't have a relationship to the Shaolin Temples.

    H: I thought you taught Kung-fu.

    M: I do

    H: Well there are four Shaolin Temples....

    M: Oh, I see where you're going with this, not everything from CMA is Shaolin you know, you can go on our website...

    H: That's what it is...

    M: Before we continue here let me tell you what we believe the whole Shaolin CMA is all about (insert story here). Just go on our website then call me back and...

    H: Have you ever heard of San Soo?

    M: Yeah, Jimmy Woo...gnarly art I'm friends with a few instructors....

    H: So you've hear of (insert some fucked up names I've never heard of).

    M: No, should I?

    H: I think San Soo is the only worth while martial art out there.

    M: Would you like me to get your friend in contact with the local instructor?

    H: Who is he?

    M: Insert name

    H: Never heard of him..

    M: Is this going anywhere?

    H: Let me here about your style

    M: It's called (insert name), it was created 4 years ago, we're it's a more modern system of x which can trace it's lineage to x..

    H: Well I've heard enough.

    M: Let me guess it's not good enough.

    H: I'm not going to recommend a school that just came up with something 4 years ago.

    M: That's a little narrow minded of you...

    H: Well I don't know anything about.

    M: I told you to go on our website and you've interupted me several times, it's obvious you're not really open minded about..

    H: I would recommend going to a bjj school before going into yours...

    M: You really are ignorant aren't you? If you want you can come meet me on my floor and I'd be more than happy to show you the error of your....


    He hangs up. Jeez why are there so many nut jobs in CMA?

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    Too bad this was a phone call and not in person.

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    Why even bother in the first place. If the guys friend is too retarded to come by and check it out in person you don't want him

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    San Soo is awesome. Proof:
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    Quote Originally Posted by Soju - Joe
    Why even bother in the first place. If the guys friend is too retarded to come by and check it out in person you don't want him
    That's what I was my thought although I would love to break the fucker off on my knee.

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    Wait a minute, what the hell does san soo have to do with the shaolin temple?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    Wait a minute, what the hell does san soo have to do with the shaolin temple?

    *ding ding ding:

    I think we have a winner Alex. Tell him what he's won.

    Well first off he considered smart and may sit at the head of the class
    Then he will win a trip to enlightenedville USA where all the non ignorant go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless
    . . . Jeez why are there so many nut jobs in CMA?
    I think its because training too much CMA makes a person insane . . . it could be too many kung-fu movies too.

    I like the "if your kung-fu isn't shaolin, then you're just a poser" attitude. Most of the CMA I know isn't shaolin. In fact, I've had good luck staying away from shaolin schools (too much forms for me, most of them). A lot of the shaolin plugs seem like a gimmicks but I am aware of some true shaolin schools that are out there.

    I think it would get an interesting reaction to say: "we train Tibetan styles here, they just burned shaolin temples, thats the link to shaolin" Mongolian? I don't think the shaolin liked them too much either. Enough of the babbel. Here is my favorite:

    "So how do you defend against someone who comes at you with two Kali sticks?" Which is said with a "how are you going to defend against that huh? didn't think so" attitude.

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    Its sad that slapping on the name shaolin makes a school credible.

    I think it makes a place sound more suspect, with all the bad stuff surrounding the shaolin temple now.

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    Omega, you should be more customer friendly.

    ok the guy was wacky but wackos pay good money for crap.

    thats my tactic, if i open my own school,ive got some classes for the serious doods, but the main part is just monkey crap so i can pay the rent.
    ( and a mercedes and a second house in the south of france and occasionally some hookers)

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