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    worst thread and jokes EVER!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell
    worst thread and jokes EVER!!!
    Shut up!
    I've started worse and less funny threads in the past...

    One more insult on Wulff&Morgenthaler and/or Red meat and I'll send Kamon Guy over to lick your face!


    Also, post better jokes if you can, bitch! (But no more of that karate tragedy, please...)

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    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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    Here, I've got a funny one for you. I'm like at work, and I click on TZ's link and up pops another screen telling me that websense is filtering out my attepts to access a site flagged as TASTELESS. HA HA, that was so funny. Glad I could close the browser before anyone saw it. FTW
    .:pancakebu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    I've got a joke:

    Wing Chun.
    I'm diasappointed in you. I thought this was going to be in the first couple of posts
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp


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    Your web-screening software is
    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    ...TASTELESS...

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    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
    Your web-screening software is
    Not mine, just the crap used at the place I work. I really wasn't expecting that to happen. Oh, well, I'll just have to check it out at home. BTw, thanks for your concern about me possibly losing my job over your stupid post. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    Not mine, just the crap used at the place I work. I really wasn't expecting that to happen. Oh, well, I'll just have to check it out at home. BTw, thanks for your concern about me possibly losing my job over your stupid post. :-)
    Where the hell do you work? :toothy9:
    I just expressed outrage to our IT people over them blocking words like ****, porn, **** and other. After all, I need access to all sites as part of my journalistic research or something...

    CLICK & WATCH
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    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
    Where the hell do you work? :toothy9:
    I just expressed outrage to our IT people over them blocking words like ****, porn, **** and other. After all, I need access to all sites as part of my journalistic research or something...
    This site was blocked on my uni computers, but 4chan wasn't. :merror:

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
    Where the hell do you work? :toothy9:
    I just expressed outrage to our IT people over them blocking words like ****, porn, **** and other. After all, I need access to all sites as part of my journalistic research or something...

    At what institution of the press do they do reports on scat-porn?
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

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    It had to become part of this thread, I give you:

    Since finding it, I have begun to look for Bullshido threads that it should fit into.
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