9/05/2007 11:28am, #1
Just Ask Virus: _ing _un Sucks Month
Dear Mr. Virus:
I noticed that this month is Wing Chun Sucks month.
Does this also mean that Ving Tsun, Wing Tsun, and Wing Tsun and
Ving Tsun Keun also suck?
If so, then why?
Also, if Ip Man d34dlier than anthrax?
ChiSao in Chi TownSEANBABY:
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. It’s the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
9/05/2007 11:33am, #2
Dear Learned Virus;
If Chi Sao is _ing _un's Sparring,
Should girls who play 'pattycake' on the Playground be Suspended from School for Fighting?
Motor City Misanthrope
9/05/2007 12:36pm, #3
I do wing chun, but I am having trouble because the molten lava and huge mounds of broken glass and needles that cover the streets in my hometown make walking and driving anywhere impossible. Do you have any advice for me?
Streets is Sirius Bidness
9/05/2007 12:53pm, #4
Dear Mr Virus, Sir,
I have seen pictures of the great Ip Man and of Helio Gracie. I believe they are actually brothers who were separated at birth. Obviously Helio was taken from Hong Kong and forced to learn some heathen primitive sweaty man hugging. Couldn’t this mean that BJJ is really the true Wing Chun anti-grapple?
Also could you make that mean FickleFingerOfFate leave me alone? Oh how I hate him. Thank you so much.
Your humble servant,
9/05/2007 12:56pm, #5
Dear virus, my Shifood says that my tan sao should dissolve a boxer's hooks, but my friend who's a really shitty boxer keeps hooking me hard in the face, I think my tan sao must be wrong. What should I do?
9/05/2007 12:59pm, #6
Dear Virus, against all rational expectations, my awesome skills at chi-sau have failed to get me a girlfriend. I am thinking of taking some BJJ, because I have heard they have chokes that can render a person unconsious in seconds, solving that problem. Would this be incompatible with the concept s of Wing Chun?
Dr. Tzun Tsu
9/05/2007 1:00pm, #7
Dear Mr. Phrost,
Please Trollshido™ this ****, tout de suite, s'il vous plaît.
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