Posted On:1/07/2008 8:40pm
Style: Dancing the Spears
Yes I am joking, there are some feminists who wouldnt be. What I said was almost a direct quote.
Posted On:1/07/2008 8:41pm
Style: TKD, MT, KEMPO
Just wondering if you were going to get all Dworkin on us. You had me going for a second there.
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:1/08/2008 4:05pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
I'd still encourage calling Salma Hayek and apologizing, however.
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Posted On:1/08/2008 7:34pm
As soon as you call all those guys you've been yanking it to Boyd, I'll send her a letter.
pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:8/02/2012 2:27pm
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
Awesome thread taking a well-deserved dirt nap, I summon you from the grave!
Because I was watching awful krotty vids on Youtube, when I realized that a certain Sensei seemed very familiar...
Then I realized its Boyd's old awful isshin ryu teacher with his own youtube channel, with 30 videos. Looks like its in the rec-room/dojo in Boyd's stories.
I believe this technique was in Boyd's "Worst Technique I Ever Learned" thread:
Originally Posted by Boyd
From Wansu kata: High block to deflect the ubiquitous telegraphed punch that exists as the heartbeat of the karate world. Step in, grab his belt, AND LIFT THAT ************ OVER YOUR HEAD AND THROW HIM LIKE ANDRE THE GIANT. If that's too cryptic, imagine doing a firemen's carry without sinking your hips at all. Some schools, mine included, acknowledged how silly this was, and noted instead that "you're really taking him over more to the side". I have no idea what this meant, but then, neither did they. For all I know they wanted me to grab his wrist and his belt and spin him around like Genki Sudo.
Originally Posted by Boyd
More kneeling attacks: Drop down to a lung right in front of your opponent's legs, like you're doing a basic shot. Then throw two hooks to his thights. On a personal note, I fucking hated this technique. Being a compliant uke is one thing, but just standing there and letting the fucker s-l-o-w-l-y hammer away at your inner thight with his fists and elbows, trying to see how many potential hits he can get off you (there's that efficiency again!) made me realize what Christ must've felt like
The original thread (Not Without My Justice):
Worst technique thread:
Posted On:8/02/2012 2:29pm
Ha Ha haha good necro. I hope one of the angry instructors or students return.
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