WARNING: BJJ may cause airway obstruction.
Posted On:9/21/2007 4:31pm
Style: Bajillion Joo Jizzu
Next chapter please!
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:9/21/2007 4:54pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
Just submitted, waiting for mod confirmation.
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Posted On:9/21/2007 5:27pm
Style: Tai Chi
Originally Posted by Ronin
i'll show you something epic !!
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Posted On:9/21/2007 8:22pm
I was present for one of the promises of this epic thread I believe...yes, it would be the time Boyd visited the thread where I rated my school. Looking back on his posts, I can't imagine why I was never invited to return to that dojo. Oh well, leaves me more time for internets.
Posted On:9/21/2007 8:23pm
I'm going to make a new article for each chapter, then combine them together in the end (somehow)
Posted On:9/21/2007 8:25pm
Oh and Boyd, you should get a thread avatar where the protagonist is holding his hands up in proper Isshinryu fists. Don't you know that having the thumb on top is the only way to keep your wrist from buckling when you punch? That's why all other martial artists and boxers in the world only get to throw two punches before their wrists snap like twigs.
Posted On:9/24/2007 2:39pm
I'm confused...so Boyd actually did do (or actually does) something involving Martial Arts?
Real Join Date: Nov. 2003
Originally Posted by Dilbert
"Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult."
Posted On:9/24/2007 4:16pm
I would wreck your self-pitying middle-agd ass.
Posted On:9/29/2007 9:50am
Originally Posted by kingmiracleman
Is the title supposed to be a reference to the Terrance and Philip movie "Not Without My Anus" from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?"
Anyhoo, good story so far.
Last night I downloaded a whole mess of South Park episodes off Xbox Live and saw "Not Without My Anus" for the first time, so no, it's not a Terrance and Phillip reference. I just wanted something melodramatic and self-righteous, something that portrayed me as a heroic crusader against injustice. Basically, I wanted a Lifetime Original Movie.
Posted On:9/29/2007 9:54am
Style: Dancing the Spears
you're not a woman nor have you been raped nor is someone planning to rape you.
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