except it was called "Asses of Fire".
Oh right... "Not Without My Anus" was the April Fool's Day special that aired wayyyyy back in 1998. My bad.
On another note, I hope the next installment of Boyd's story details his relationship with a chubby otaku girl that he met at the karate club, with explicit descriptions of their carnal activities.
Originally Posted by Phrost
Hey come on I mean there's nothing wrong with a little penis talk in an isshinryu thread
Boyd I think i now hate your mom so maybe make her a little more sympathetic later in the story?
Nice writing style: I'll be waiting anxiously for your next installment SO HURRY THE **** UP!!!
Your mum was sleeping with Mark wasn't she?
She was cheating on me!?!?!?! :5brokenhe
Originally Posted by Lily
Bad joke, I know.:BangHead:
When I was 10 years old I started training in Isshinryu. The instructor told me I had a great kiai, and that developing it into a truly fearsome gut-bark would not only tighten various sphincters on deployment (enabling me to resist the damaging effects of kicks and punches) but potentially stun opponents into brief immobility, while they stood there and tried to sort out why some kid just shouted HOOG! at them I suppose.
After being awarded my second green stripe they tried to get me to spar and I cried. Not like a battle cry where I went HOOG!! and punched the other kid in the face, but baby-cry wah-wah ***** tears.
I cried a lot around then - my mom would leave me waiting for her in the parking lot of the YMCA at night for hours after the class ended, and I was scared. When some of the kinder older students noticed and stayed after class to wait in the parking lot with me, I cried out of shame, for having such a shitty mom.
White belt with two green stripes is as far as I got.
In a year, I would start aikido.
Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
Originally Posted by Kidspatula
You see Boyd
That's spme good writing
So, the epic event was that Ronin has returned to bullshido, right?
Yes, still talking about his pee pee.
Originally Posted by Matt W.