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    TEH REAL RONIN?!?!?!?!

    Yup, epic thread.

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    Last edited by Neildo; 9/20/2007 9:41pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwoww
    Not epic enough for all the hype you gave it, but still a good read.

    I'm hooked.
    16 pages is an epic
    You don't blow your load in the beginning.

    You have problems with women don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axelton
    Aaron Boyd:

    Who cares?

    The End
    tl;dr
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake
    16 pages is an epic
    You don't blow your load in the beginning.

    You have problems with women don't you?
    He said it would be within the next few hours. If he'd said "it will arrive over the course of 16 days" then that'd be okay, but he said "something epic will arrive in a few hours," implying that it will all come at once.

    Although I don't want to read 16 pages all at once. Good call on that, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake
    Quote Originally Posted by kwoww
    I'm hooked
    16 pages is an epic
    You don't blow your load in the beginning.

    You have problems with women don't you?
    he's also easily ***** whipped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwoww
    He said it would be within the next few hours. If he'd said "it will arrive over the course of 16 days" then that'd be okay, but he said "something epic will arrive in a few hours," implying that it will all come at once.

    Although I don't want to read 16 pages all at once. Good call on that, actually.
    I'm not going to **** this up anymore. He said something Epic was coming in a few hours. It is here.

    Oh and if it was Wing Chun Axelton would be creaming his pants.

    The end.

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    In memory of Axelton, who unfortunately is no longer with us, I present this teaser from Part 2 in his honor:
    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis in the Ashes
    After becoming sufficiently comfortable with the Crescent Step, we were taught the Isshin-Ryu Straight Punch. Now, you have to understand the Isshin-Ryu punch is fundamentally dissimilar to the reverse punch taught in most karate schools and not even on the same radar as the boxing jab. Thrown off the hip without any sort of rotation and the thumb resting atop the fist, the Isshin-Ryu punch eerily resembles Rock ĎEm Sock ĎEm Robots, but with stiffer knees. The idea here was the punches snapped back faster than corkscrew punches, could be thrown in rapid succession, and as a neat little bonus, the thumb knuckle could slip in between the ribs and strike the xyphoid process.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    i'll show you something epic !!
    Great, one post on the forum in 2 years and it's about his penis. :ingun:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    Great, one post on the forum in 2 years and it's about his penis. :ingun:
    As least he's consistent.

    Boyd, that's the best title for a Lifetime Network teledrama I've ever seen. It's the small touches like that that makes you a good writer.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Is the title supposed to be a reference to the Terrance and Philip movie "Not Without My Anus" from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?"

    Anyhoo, good story so far.

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