Not Without My Justice: The Aaron Boyd Story: By Aaron Boyd

**Neildo** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 9:22pm

TEH REAL RONIN?!?!?!?!

Yup, epic thread.

:virus:

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 9:24pm

Originally Posted by kwoww

Not epic enough for all the hype you gave it, but still a good read.

I'm hooked.

16 pages is an epic
You don't blow your load in the beginning.

You have problems with women don't you?

**Boyd** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 9:26pm

Originally Posted by Axelton

Aaron Boyd:

Who cares?

The End

tl;dr

**kwoww** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 9:30pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

16 pages is an epic
You don't blow your load in the beginning.

You have problems with women don't you?

He said it would be within the next few hours. If he'd said "it will arrive over the course of 16 days" then that'd be okay, but he said "something epic will arrive in a few hours," implying that it will all come at once.

Although I don't want to read 16 pages all at once. Good call on that, actually.

**fes_fsa** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 9:32pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Originally Posted by kwoww

I'm hooked

16 pages is an epic
You don't blow your load in the beginning.

You have problems with women don't you?

he's also easily ***** whipped.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 9:34pm

Originally Posted by kwoww

He said it would be within the next few hours. If he'd said "it will arrive over the course of 16 days" then that'd be okay, but he said "something epic will arrive in a few hours," implying that it will all come at once.

Although I don't want to read 16 pages all at once. Good call on that, actually.

I'm not going to **** this up anymore. He said something Epic was coming in a few hours. It is here.

Oh and if it was Wing Chun Axelton would be creaming his pants.

The end.

**Boyd** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 9:45pm

In memory of Axelton, who unfortunately is no longer with us, I present this teaser from Part 2 in his honor:

Originally Posted by Crisis in the Ashes

After becoming sufficiently comfortable with the Crescent Step, we were taught the Isshin-Ryu Straight Punch. Now, you have to understand the Isshin-Ryu punch is fundamentally dissimilar to the reverse punch taught in most karate schools and not even on the same radar as the boxing jab. Thrown off the hip without any sort of rotation and the thumb resting atop the fist, the Isshin-Ryu punch eerily resembles Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, but with stiffer knees. The idea here was the punches snapped back faster than corkscrew punches, could be thrown in rapid succession, and as a neat little bonus, the thumb knuckle could slip in between the ribs and strike the xyphoid process.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 10:22pm

Originally Posted by Ronin

i'll show you something epic !!

Great, one post on the forum in 2 years and it's about his penis. :ingun:

***jnp*** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 11:03pm

Originally Posted by Phrost

Great, one post on the forum in 2 years and it's about his penis. :ingun:

As least he's consistent.

Boyd, that's the best title for a Lifetime Network teledrama I've ever seen. It's the small touches like that that makes you a good writer.

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 9/20/2007 11:32pm

Is the title supposed to be a reference to the Terrance and Philip movie "Not Without My Anus" from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?"

Anyhoo, good story so far.