9/20/2007 4:26am, #41
9/20/2007 4:27am, #42
you fail. please insert coin.
9/20/2007 4:35am, #43Originally Posted by ojgsxr6
CLICK & WATCH: I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!
"Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce." - by Vorpal
9/20/2007 4:51am, #44
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- New York
I dreamt that I was flirting with a chick on an escalator in Macys and Joe Lauzon beat me up. It was weird he just showed up out of nowhere angry and wanted to **** me up. I don't even know the guy.
9/20/2007 4:58am, #45
Well now he knows who you are and that you've been having wet dreams about his girl.
You better watch your back buddy.
9/20/2007 5:12am, #46
i had a dream the other day where i punched out some kid who had that disease that makes your skin real sensitive, like it blisters and **** if you touch it. he fell down some stairs.
9/20/2007 5:25am, #47
Originally Posted by Alex
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- New York
In an unrelated note, I've also woken up armbarring myself (ie: sleeping on my side, my forearm was thumb up between my tightly clenched thighs and I was arching my hips to hyperextend the elbow joint). I'd usually do it for long periods of time with just enough pressure to cause mild pain, but not wake me up. This got pretty bad at one point and I started waking up with really sore elbows. I now make it a point to sleep in a different position to make this impossible.
oh also, the chick clearly didn't know him. that would've made too much sense.
9/20/2007 7:06am, #48
I dream of hurting people all the time. I often fantasize about it. Why, you ask? Well, I work in customer service. I get yelled at every day all goddamm day long by fucking degenerate ass-monkeys. Not only do I get it from endusers, I get it from our "valued dealers" who are the most evil crooked cocksuckers of all time, then I also get it from contractors (who are the anti-christ) and also from dumbass architects (aka "architards") who have the false notion that no matter WHAT they draw on paper...IT CAN BE BUILT (even if what they drew defies the laws of physics....so much so that even if they dug up Sir Isaac Fucking Newton and boned him up the ass, it still wouldn't work).
Ah yes..... the joys of putting up with ungrateful, hateful, stupid, degenerate, low-grade, crooked, inept, back-stabbing, whore-ish, dumbfuckish, two-faced, nimwitted, jizz-gurgling, too-fucking-retarded-to-wipe-their-asses, submoronic, soul-less, brainless, hopeless fucktards for 50 weeks out of the year.
We have one repeat customer who I wish would just go fucking die horribly and leave us alone! When he orders the wrong thing he blames it on us! No matter what HE or his hired fucktards mess up, they always blame US and refuse to pay their bills. I hate him with all my mind, heart, soul and body. I wish I could glue some broken bits of glass to a Louisville Slugger, then wrap some barbed wire around it and shove it in his ass for at least a week all the while pouring tobasco juice down the handle on an hourly basis. There IS no end to the amount of pain and suffering this man deserves.
We had another one of our "valued dealers" not too long ago badmouth us to a BIG BIG customer and tell us that we sold **** and that they'd make sure nobody would ever buy from us again....blah blah blah. Well a trip to the BIG BIG customer's location revealed that our "valued dealer" installed **** onto our icecream, thereby ruining $6,000.00 worth of equipment....which our valued dealer was going to shove in our asses and make US eat HIS mistake. I wanted to whip out the horsedick of revenge and poke our "valued dealer's" eyes out and skull **** him till he dies, but our VP told me to chill out.
**** people who **** up **** and blame others. I would love to throw people like that into a human-sized meat grinder feet-first. I'd love to listen to their screams. Why? Becuase I work my heart out to try to make these shitfucks happy and they take advantage of us all the time.
Am I or my company perfect? Far from it. Do we take care of problems if WE caused them? Yes.
Are there low-character, scheister, fuckmonkey, criminal, **** heads that take advantagge of us? Yes. Does their assholery affect my getting a raise? Yes.
Do I wish them to die horribly? Yes!
Last edited by jkdbuck76; 9/20/2007 7:11am at .SEANBABY:
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
9/20/2007 8:23am, #49Originally Posted by Jkdbuck
i'll look forward reading your story at the bullshido news section!
9/20/2007 9:42am, #50
I've never had these types of dreams.
Ever.Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
"Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ
"Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken
My Bullshido fan club threads:
Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
ATTN TOM KAGAN
World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.