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    Quote Originally Posted by Jontan937
    But what about lava? You don't teach your students to use lava? What if the broken glass isn't good enough?

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    OMG!! No, wait, there in the other pocket.

    Gosh- thought i'd forgot them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate
    AIDS Needles: Don't leave home without them.
    I'm always big on "ants".

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    When do students learn to use the chainsaw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    When do students learn to use the chainsaw?
    after they have successfully mastered the barbed-wire wrapped 2x4

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    Makes sense to me. Nothing worse than having a chainsaw and then losing to some Korean martial art because you didn't have the proper from while wielding you chainsaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    Makes sense to me. Nothing worse than having a chainsaw and then losing to some Korean martial art because you didn't have the proper from while wielding you chainsaw.
    we study from the masters:

    Ice Carvers
    Lumberjacks
    Leatherface
    Chainsaw Pig from Motel Hell
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    I have teh anti-chainsaw. But, like, i train against a nerf chainsaw. In the hands of a neighbourhood boy who is mentally challenged. But it's the same, I mean, as someone who actually KNOWS how to use a real chainsaw. DTT consulted. He agrees.

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    What about other weapons commonly defended against? I feel it's very important to learn proper baseball bat technique, as well as gun technique so as to prevent an Israeli or Korean disarming you.

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    Bicycle chains and broken bottles should be incorporated as well. I think the first Lesson of Gun usage should be: DO NOT WALK UP TO A PERSON AND PRESS THE GUN INTO THE SMALL OF HIS BACK! You'd think after seventy gazillion MA movies (mostly starring Steven Seagal) and video demonstrations all over the Internet people would figure this out for themselves, but I guess you can't fix stupid.

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