Is it true Steven Seagal was beaten by a Judo guy?

**Teh El Macho** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 12:37pm

Originally Posted by JJson

The only thing I can think of is if there is a nerve that goes to the pooper which can be manipulated.

You are thinking prostate exams :new_shock

BTW, the only Seagal's movie worth watching is "Under Seige"... and only because we get a chance to see Erika Eleniak's perky bazoombas. :icon_thum

**Teh El Macho** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 1:17pm

Originally Posted by JJson

That would never work. Why doesn't someone throw an elbow or kick. They all stand there waiting to get knocked out.

Ok dude, this is like, the 4th or 5th time I've told you. You'll get the answer to that question when you begin to train. :occasion1

On another note, have some of Seagal's 100% Juice.

He'll give you real asian experience.

I can't believe this...

ended up kissing her... NSFW

Spoiler:

**JJson** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 1:33pm

Originally Posted by Teh El Macho

You are thinking prostate exams :new_shock

BTW, the only Seagal's movie worth watching is "Under Seige"... and only because we get a chance to see Erika Eleniak's perky bazoombas. :icon_thum

You have to see Hard To Kill! It is better than Under Seige except it does not have well known actors. There were moments where I was laughing so hard I could not see. There is a scene where Seagal is in a coma, and the nurse offers him *****. Then there is the way Seagal taunts the bad guys before he kills them "**** You. Now Die!" as he shoves a pool stick deep inside a bad guys neck. It is the perfect movie for pizza night.

**Heffy** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 1:53pm

Yeah I saw that just recently. I love when the nurse looks at his junk under the sheet while he is in the coma.

She's like "I want you to bone me" or something like that.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 1:56pm

Seagal can give women the asian experience when it comes to penis size.

**Teh El Macho** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 2:55pm

Originally Posted by JJson

You have to see Hard To Kill! It is better than Under Seige except it does not have well known actors. There were moments where I was laughing so hard I could not see. There is a scene where Seagal is in a coma, and the nurse offers him *****. Then there is the way Seagal taunts the bad guys before he kills them "**** You. Now Die!" as he shoves a pool stick deep inside a bad guys neck. It is the perfect movie for pizza night.

What about "On Deadly Ground" - that fucking movie didn't make any sense at all!!! I mean, he tried to go save-the-whale on this one. Nothing wrong with that, but ****, spiritual quests, he dreams he fights a bear and then he turns into a fucking eagle. Man, it can't get any cheesier than that. :sick:

**Rubberduck** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 2:59pm

Not to mention, mr. "Save-the-whales" destroys installation and spills toxins to lake. Way to go Ego-warrior.:glasses9:

**jaroge** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 3:27pm

I can confirm The story, minus the pants crapping part. I was with Gene, Gokor and a stunt man named Kenny and they were talking about this exact incident. I don't think there was any defecating, but like a previous poster said, when Gene chokes guys out someone passes him a glass of water and he pours it on their pants so they beleive they have wet themselves. The story is accurate as reported in the first post to my recollection, straight from the horses mouth.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 3:29pm

Gene's wife has been on the UG and also confirmed it.

**Fearless Ukemi** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 3:54pm

Originally Posted by Teh El Macho

You are thinking prostate exams :new_shock

BTW, the only Seagal's movie worth watching is "Under Seige"... and only because we get a chance to see Erika Eleniak's perky bazoombas. :icon_thum

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