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    I can't say whether this is true or not, but someone told me a story about Steven Seagal. Goes like this.

    He was piss drunkwalking down the street with his bodyguard (what a puss), being a real asshole. He says something rude about this random guys girlfriend. The guy starts giving him ****, Steven just laughs at him and says "you better not do anything or my bodyguard will kick your ass".
    Bodyguard is so pissed off by rude Steven Seagal, he knocks him out.

    Again I have no way to verify this, all hearsay. Funny hearsay.

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    I believe the incident you're refering too happened to Jean Claude van Damne.

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    I think thats a Van Damne story.

    Seagal owned a house on Staten Island, and it looks like the most pimp **** ever. I gotta get pics for you guys.

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    Just as funny. I had no sources anyways, other than my friend, so I can't say I'm surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    Actually, he was married, to a pretty good looking woman, too. ??????:cry:

    I was referring to your Hanmudo instructor....he owns all things Seagal....including the direct-to-the-Wal Mart- $4.99 - aisle movies.

    Seagall just needs to quit, sell his likeness to some children's cartoon and call it Stevebob Pisspants or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    I was referring to your Hanmudo instructor....he owns all things Seagal....including the direct-to-the-Wal Mart- $4.99 - aisle movies.

    Seagall just needs to quit, sell his likeness to some children's cartoon and call it Stevebob Pisspants or something.
    That's who I was referring to as well. His wife ran the finances for the school. He said it is always this way in traditional Korean styles, and hat the greed of wives is why belt tests, tournaments, etc cost so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    I believe the incident you're refering too happened to Jean Claude van Damne.
    The best way for JCVDouche and Steven Seafood to get in shape:
    Chain them to a merry-go-round or carousel. Second, tie a ham sandwich with pam sprayed on the bread to Van Damme's back and tie a bag of coke onto Seagal's back.
    They will run from hours.

    Goodnight folks!
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    If you ever meet Gene Lebell you would know he is a no BS kind of guy. He dam near RNCed me one year at the US Open while watching Karo fight. I had a great time talking to him that day. He is funny as hell and I was drinking so it was a good time. He must have stayed there for an hour or so shooting the ****. This was before Karo started in the UFC and he was telling me how much of a beast he was going to be.

    If he wanted to choke out Seagal he would. He also chokes people out and pours water in there lap so they think they piss themselves. Its his favorite joke.
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell
    yup, most caucasian women, jewish women,and korean women.
    dont like them.
    lol u r ghey

    Quote Originally Posted by jkartigue
    If he wanted to choke out Seagal he would. He also chokes people out and pours water in there lap so they think they piss themselves. Its his favorite joke.
    That's hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
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    I'd actually considered the matter as proven if I'd read a quote from Gene saying it happened, from a verifiable source. Did he ever confirm it?


    This is a pretty widely known story. I heard this story from Phil Porter who in turn heard it from Gene Lebell.

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