Is it true Steven Seagal was beaten by a Judo guy?

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 8:22am

Originally Posted by Lebell

yup, most caucasian women, jewish women,and korean women.
dont like them.

Errant 108 will be by to knock the blasphemy out of you shortly.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 8:29am

no he won't errant thinks im money.
im money and i dont even know it.

besides whats so good about korean women anyway that ive missed?

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 9:09am

Originally Posted by Lebell

no he won't errant thinks im money.
im money and i dont even know it.

besides whats so good about korean women anyway that ive missed?

Well, you'll never know, because you missed it.:thebirdma

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 9:22am

Originally Posted by Asia the Invincible

Yep. There are a lot where I'm at.

Pykies.. I faaking hate pykies !

**Eddie Hardon** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 9:24am

Originally Posted by FickleFingersOfFate

Pykies.. I faaking hate pykies !

"Snatch".

Quality.

**Backdraft** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 9:30am

I for one would like to know more about this alleged pooping incident involving Gene Lebell and Steven Seagal. Also:

Originally Posted by BASE853

LOL. I think it would be fun to use at work. Some one is having a tough day and you go up to them and appear to be patting them on the back, and then they **** themselves.

This works if you have an office or a factory job.

This could get messy if while doing somone from behind you grap the wrong part of their neck/shoulders.

You forgot girls don't poop.

**jkdbuck76** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 11:11am

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

I first heard this story from one of my Hanmudo instructors, when one of the other students was getting a little too enthusiastic swinging from Seagal's testicles. The funny thing is the instructor that told the story is actually a huge fan of Seagal's movies and owns every straight to video piece of crap Seagull has ever made.

He's never seen a woman naked, has he?

Back to Steven Seafood..... I think that the last thing to choke him
would be all the fucking groceries he pounds down his neck.

**Tonuzaba** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 11:11am

This thread has a serious chance to become a much beloved classic. Cross your fingers and watch your poop nerve!

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 11:18am

Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate

Well, you'll never know, because you missed it.:thebirdma

I don't want to know.

i banged a korean girl once but it wasnt much fun.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 11:20am

Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76

He's never seen a woman naked, has he?

Back to Steven Seafood..... I think that the last thing to choke him
would be all the fucking groceries he pounds down his neck.

Actually, he was married, to a pretty good looking woman, too. ??????:cry: