I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it
Posted On:9/17/2007 6:16pm
Style: Improv comedy
Here's the awesome seagal kicking Randy's ass. Nice and easy like
Posted On:9/17/2007 6:20pm
Posted On:9/17/2007 6:23pm
Seagal farts thunder and pisses lava. That's how any fight between him and any MMA wussy would look like!!
Posted On:9/17/2007 6:28pm
Liar! For your blasphemy against our Lord Couture, you and the false prophet Seagal shall be wrapped in chains of red hot iron and cast into the outer darkness where the worm does not die and there is wailing and gnashing of teeth. Repent of your wickedness and return to the loving embrace of the holy Trinity of Randy Couture, the Natrual, and Captain America, for if your corrupt soul does not, then I and the fellow members of the Church of Couture shall be forced to follow the old Puritan adage "The way to send a soul to heaven is to give the body hell."
Posted On:9/17/2007 6:34pm
Dude you obviously didn't see Above the Law where they tie Seagal up and enject him with heroin.
Seagal flexes and squeezes the heroin out of his veins and breaks his bindings and kills his captors.
"That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, "
Seagal by awesomeness
Posted On:9/17/2007 6:40pm
Originally Posted by Tomas Drgon
Judo Gene does not need video to support his claims.
Somebody say video?
Last edited by Olorin; 9/17/2007 6:44pm at .
Posted On:9/17/2007 7:01pm
Style: BJJ - SBGi
Originally Posted by JJson
The only thing I can think of is if there is a nerve that goes to the pooper which can be manipulated.
ohhh god you sound like a few guys I know....
GAL BLADDER 48!!!!! Lung 12!!!!!
Posted On:9/17/2007 7:09pm
Style: Losing Weight
must I repeat it?
He trips tanks.
with his foot.
end of story.
Posted On:9/17/2007 11:10pm
Originally Posted by Olorin
Somebody say video?
That would never work. Why doesn't someone throw an elbow or kick. They all stand there waiting to get knocked out.
Posted On:9/17/2007 11:25pm
Yes, the rear naked choke can be easily defeated by throwing elbows and kicks, watch any movie in which someone uses the RNC and see for yourself.
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