Here's the awesome seagal kicking Randy's ass. Nice and easy like
Seagal farts thunder and pisses lava. That's how any fight between him and any MMA wussy would look like!!
Liar! For your blasphemy against our Lord Couture, you and the false prophet Seagal shall be wrapped in chains of red hot iron and cast into the outer darkness where the worm does not die and there is wailing and gnashing of teeth. Repent of your wickedness and return to the loving embrace of the holy Trinity of Randy Couture, the Natrual, and Captain America, for if your corrupt soul does not, then I and the fellow members of the Church of Couture shall be forced to follow the old Puritan adage "The way to send a soul to heaven is to give the body hell."
Dude you obviously didn't see Above the Law where they tie Seagal up and enject him with heroin.
Seagal flexes and squeezes the heroin out of his veins and breaks his bindings and kills his captors.
"That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, "
Seagal by awesomeness
Somebody say video?
Originally Posted by Tomas Drgon
Last edited by Olorin; 9/17/2007 6:44pm at .
ohhh god you sound like a few guys I know....
Originally Posted by JJson
GAL BLADDER 48!!!!! Lung 12!!!!!
must I repeat it?
He trips tanks.
with his foot.
end of story.
That would never work. Why doesn't someone throw an elbow or kick. They all stand there waiting to get knocked out.
Originally Posted by Olorin
Yes, the rear naked choke can be easily defeated by throwing elbows and kicks, watch any movie in which someone uses the RNC and see for yourself.