Is it true Steven Seagal was beaten by a Judo guy?

**polishillusion** · Posted On: 9/18/2007 4:01pm

I am telling you, Jean Claude Van Damne's "The Order", a movie released in September 2001 which was about evil Jihad terrorists trying to blow up the holiest shrines of Islam to make a Holy War happen. It had the infamous "kung fu jew" scene where van damme fights a huge palestinian man with kung fu, and this is while he is a jewish jewel thief working out of the WTC. I **** you not.

Perfect for "racial based drinking games".

**Tonuzaba** · Posted On: 9/19/2007 2:54am

Somebody somehow get Steven Seagal join the boards, man up and confess. That would earn him a lot of respect here.

As well as more laughs.

**pakua42** · Posted On: 9/26/2012 10:22pm

Did it happen? Depends if you took the red pill....or the blue pill. The story I hear from a co-worker's uncle's bartender, who has a friend that was a janitor in bowling alley run by a deadly martial artist in the style of Wing-Ping-Pong named "Ron" was quoted as saying....I was on the set. I personally didnt see anything but....and I quote "Anyone crazy enough to have 3 children with the most beautiful movie star in the world with lips like pillows and a voice that any man would let himself get 5 wedgies from midgets in drag to hear for 10 seconds....and then divorce her for______(not one person knows!) well, anything is possible."

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/26/2012 11:18pm

Originally Posted by pakua42

Did it happen? Depends if you took the red pill....or the blue pill. The story I hear from a co-worker's uncle's bartender, who has a friend that was a janitor in bowling alley run by a deadly martial artist in the style of Wing-Ping-Pong named "Ron" was quoted as saying....I was on the set. I personally didnt see anything but....and I quote "Anyone crazy enough to have 3 children with the most beautiful movie star in the world with lips like pillows and a voice that any man would let himself get 5 wedgies from midgets in drag to hear for 10 seconds....and then divorce her for______(not one person knows!) well, anything is possible."

Yawn.
2007? Are you really that bored?