I am telling you, Jean Claude Van Damne's "The Order", a movie released in September 2001 which was about evil Jihad terrorists trying to blow up the holiest shrines of Islam to make a Holy War happen. It had the infamous "kung fu jew" scene where van damme fights a huge palestinian man with kung fu, and this is while he is a jewish jewel thief working out of the WTC. I **** you not.
Perfect for "racial based drinking games".
Somebody somehow get Steven Seagal join the boards, man up and confess. That would earn him a lot of respect here.
As well as more laughs.
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"Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce."
- by Vorpal
Did it happen? Depends if you took the red pill....or the blue pill. The story I hear from a co-worker's uncle's bartender, who has a friend that was a janitor in bowling alley run by a deadly martial artist in the style of Wing-Ping-Pong named "Ron" was quoted as saying....I was on the set. I personally didnt see anything but....and I quote "Anyone crazy enough to have 3 children with the most beautiful movie star in the world with lips like pillows and a voice that any man would let himself get 5 wedgies from midgets in drag to hear for 10 seconds....and then divorce her for______(not one person knows!) well, anything is possible."
Originally Posted by pakua42
2007? Are you really that bored?
Oh **** it since this has been brought back up for no freaking good reason here is
Steven Seagal denies this **** happened
and here we go with this