Why _ing __un doesn't spar, revealed at last.

**M1K3** · Posted On: 9/17/2007 8:44am

I have discovered the real reason that Wing Chun doesn’t spar. It comes from real internetz research that claims to be true, so its as solid and anything the chunners say about their history.

Ok, it is the early 1700s in southern china. They are having their yearly throwdown. These are the real kung fu challenge matches. Before the tournament starts each school must stand up and announce their style.

We represent GRAND ULTIMATE BOXING!.
We represent Crane and Snake style!
We represent Dragon style!
We represent Rabid Dog – Iron Fist!
And so on.

At last the Chunners get up on stage, they are all looking down, one shuffles his feet and mumbles “We represent beautiful springtime, it was created by a woman”. The crowd yells, “What, we can’t hear you!” He repeats louder this time, “We represent beautiful springtime, it was created by a woman”. There is a stunned silence. The promoters of the event look at each other, one whispers “who invited these pansies?” A small wave of laughter starts in the crowd. It grow into a mighty tsunami of guffaws and cackling. Finally one of the promoters gets up on the stage and announces “These are imposters! They do not have the real Kung Fu! I banish them from this tournament!” The crowd roars its approval and the chunners leave in embarrassment, never to show their faces at another throwdown again.

**Virus** · Posted On: 9/17/2007 8:47am

Your comedy act needs work.

**M1K3** · Posted On: 9/17/2007 8:52am

Originally Posted by Virus

Your comedy act needs work.

I guess you are just too suave and sophisticated for my simple humor.

**ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE** · Posted On: 9/17/2007 9:00am

Originally Posted by Virus

Your comedy act needs work.

Coming from a guy who's main comedy output consist of googling for daft images of people doing kata then posting them in any thread where the words TMA appear, that's pretty damning criticism.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 9/17/2007 9:08am

That's mostly kickcatcher

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/17/2007 9:22am

*bangs head on keyboard*

**M1K3** · Posted On: 9/17/2007 9:28am

Originally Posted by Lebell

*bangs head on keyboard*

Wow, it was that bad?

* wipes tears from eyes and shuffles off. a promising career in comdy is cut short by the heartless comments of his critics. Only the pancake bunny can make him feel better.*

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