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    Quote Originally Posted by Dagon Akujin
    I dunno, man... anyone that can make a pirate face like that might be pretty hardcore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geijhan
    HENRY FUCKING ROLLINS! Awesome physical shape + TREMENDOUS drive + has already had his share of scraps in his Black Flag days + Def Jam: Fight for NY + IT'S HENRY FUCKING ROLLINS = WIN!
    Put him in a 40-something age bracket with Van Damme for lulz.
    Go eat some waffles.

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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    bas rutten is a celebrity. i nominate him for both coaches and all 16 participants.

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    Anybody remember when MTV did some celebrity boxing something or other back in the mid-nineties? That Skater guy Simon Woodstock, who dressed like a clown and used **** like ironing boards as with trucks and wheels instead of skateboards, ended up winning. In the process, he beat the **** out of Mr. Hardcore rapper StickyFingaz from Onyx. Yeah, that was great.


    Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
    King, and lord of sin and pride
    With some mist his wits make dark.
    He send thee grace to be thy guide


    HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! ************.


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    Ralph Macchio vs Lou Diamond Phillips

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    Jason Statham
    Clive Owen
    Daniel Craig
    Joe Don Baker
    Ben Affleck
    Casey Affleck
    Jon Stewart
    Craig Kilborn
    Owen Wilson
    Iggy Pop
    Ronnie James Dio
    The Beastie Boys
    David Lee Roth
    Sammy Hagar
    Roger Daltrey
    The Polar Bear From "Lost"

    For the season finale, they can have a superfight between Big John McCarthy and Herb Dean.

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    Naw, man, "Celebrity" Ultimate Fighter is bullcrap. It's East Coast vs. West Coast Hip-Hop Ultimate Fighter!

    Representing the West coast:

    Dr. Dre
    Ice-T
    The Game
    MC Hammer
    Ice Cube
    Snoop Dogg
    Sir Mixalot
    Coolio

    And representing the East Coast:

    All eight living members of the Wu-Tang Clan!\

    RZA
    GZA
    Inspectah Deck
    Ghostface Killah
    Mastah Killah
    U-God
    Raekwon the Chef
    Method Man

    That's something I'd really like to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate
    Vince Tortelli vs Carl Sagan.

    because even Carl deserves to win once.
    Sniffle... I love Carl Sagan, what are you getting at? (Also he's dead)

    Coaches: Samuel L. Jackson and Penn Jillette, possibly the loudest two men in show biz.

    Fighters: Wilford Brimley, Mike O'Malley, Tom Selleck, John Stamos, Paul Reiser, Ben Stiller, Flavor Flav, Bart the Bear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uri Shatil
    Naw, man, "Celebrity" Ultimate Fighter is bullcrap. It's East Coast vs. West Coast Hip-Hop Ultimate Fighter!

    Representing the West coast:

    Dr. Dre
    Ice-T
    The Game
    MC Hammer
    Ice Cube
    Snoop Dogg
    Sir Mixalot
    Coolio

    And representing the East Coast:

    All eight living members of the Wu-Tang Clan!\

    RZA
    GZA
    Inspectah Deck
    Ghostface Killah
    Mastah Killah
    U-God
    Raekwon the Chef
    Method Man

    That's something I'd really like to see.
    What, no rappers from the Dirty South?

    It it was all H-Town rappers on one team, that'd be even cooler:
    Chamillionaire
    Geto Boys
    Lil' Flip
    Paul Wall
    Mike Jones
    Z-Ro and Trae from Screwed Up Click

    And yes, even Chingo Bling.

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    Jiu Jitsu - Sometimes passing just isn't an option. supporting member
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    Instead of an "Ultimate Fighter" style thing, it should be like a "So You Think You Can Dance" type show. It will be called "So You Want To Be A Fucking Fighter" of course.

    Each celebrity participant will be paired up with a professional fighter to train with and then they have to fight each week on the show. The guest judges can be Dana White, Calvin Ayre, and Gary Shaw. They don't actually judge the fight if it goes to decision; they mainly provide advice on how they did similar to "American Idol", the home audience does by casting in their votes. Since we know how home voting tends to turn it, it would behoove them to finish the fight via KO, TKO, Submission. The guest refs for the fights will be Herb Dean, Big John, and Mario Yamasaki.

    Also, it would be a round robin approach instead of single elimination. This way, we don't have to worry about getting deprived of matchups we'd like to see (I so wanted to see Nate Diaz vs Joe Lauzon on the TUF 6).

    As for who would be the contestants, everyone else has already posted great ideas, I'll let you all go for broke on that.

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