Posted On:9/11/2007 9:15am
Ah, so you all got that the site was about a comic, but were making dorky ninja jokes about it anyway, gotcha. Don't mind me, let the hilarity flow.
T3h R34l Gangnam Style!
Posted On:9/11/2007 9:17am
Originally Posted by Bizzaro Root
I use my penis, then my ballsack and then my taint.
Does it wind up looking something like this?
Posted On:9/11/2007 10:32am
Style: Gracie Barra Jiu Jitsu
nope not even close, I said penis ballsack and taint. he's obviously using his ass, neck and back, not ass affective as my method, unless you have a small penis then you might want to use the above method for invisbility.
Eduardo "Why'd you stop."
Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."
Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."
Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."
Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."
Originally posted by Ralek
My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.
Posted On:9/11/2007 1:46pm
Style: On Hiatus
I wouldn't mind having a hot lady contortionist ninja as a regular Saturday night thing...
Posted On:9/11/2007 1:52pm
Style: Tae Kwon Do
be a bit of a pain if she just kept disappearing every so often... lol would be funy as tho.... "ah crap not again..."
Here to kick your ass.
Posted On:9/11/2007 5:09pm
Style: Jubo NOOB, BJJ
I love how the site says you have to roll to where you need to be...
Thats going to be a fun trip.
btw sam- why dont you have pacifiers? or why cant i see them?
Are they ninja contortionists to?
Posted On:9/12/2007 3:49am
Cos i've actually had an account here for 2 n a half years... jst have sort of been a bit busy? does anyone actually believe that?
Nah i've just spent most of my time reading on here - n sort of getting round to starting training more so thought i'd pop on here cos people seem to know what they're talking about.
Posted On:9/12/2007 4:06am
Style: Muay Thai, some BJJ
Are these guys trained by Samus or something?
Because thats really what they're sounding like. You wrap yourself up in yourself and then roll away.
Do they drop bombs as well?
Posted On:9/12/2007 5:05am
they eventually start rolling so fast the centripetal force rips them open and they achieve ultimate enlightenment by being everywhere at the same time.... or something like that :D
Posted On:9/12/2007 5:37am
Well i fail at reading... Apr 2005, yes well done syberia. I should get a cookie.
Damn- i'm still laughing at the ninja contortionist thing. I mean i'm sure they existed or whatever, but as if they'd believe that whole i cant see you, you cant see me thing. I believed till i was 3...
Stealth is the ability to use shadows. I'm damn stealthy. (unless i'm drunk- then i'm damn invisible)
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