Thread: TUF Team Hughes vs Team Serra
9/11/2007 8:30am, #31
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Lol, That was some funny ****
9/11/2007 10:08am, #32
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I'm walking into a TUF audition with a human skull from the anthropology department. I'm going to tell everyone that I'm the greatest fighter ever, and that the skull backs me up. Then I'm going to wear it as a groin cup. Trash the house? I'll trash the place where they hold the auditions, then I'll trash their cars, and then I'll trash the house. Why only do one when you can go all out? Submissions, sweeps, striking? I don't know any, but I can put a t.v. through a third-story window. I'll make the US Hockey Team look like the Covenant Sisters before I leave the show.
Too much drama-whoring and crying? Not enough I say. I'm going to make Andy Wang look like a Stoic when I get through. Drama-whoring? Why just pick fights with your own team mates, when you can start a feud with the camera man and head butt the refs? And why stop at getting a colonic when I can get a Vietnamese hand job massage as well? I bet the look on my face will be better than Gabe's when he took the tube in the ass.
I'm a D-level fighter with a swollen head and a shriveled penis, that makes me the perfect future star of TUF. Anyone says otherwise I'm going to eat cake and bark at you.
9/11/2007 10:37am, #33
Originally Posted by tabwyo
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Everything sounds good except the part where Serra loses...He will win and it will be good.
9/11/2007 12:29pm, #34Maybe then they wouldn't complain about a 6 week paid vaction in a swank ass house with some of the best concentrated training they will ever recieve for basically free.
Gee, I get to train all day with top level guys. Workout in a kickass gym. Eat all the best food (and I bet they get free supplements too). Then spend my evening kickin' it by the POOL with a fire going and some good booze to sip on. EVERYDAY.
But they're "bored" and "stir crazy" and have nothing to do.
Man, I would miss my wife and daughter. A lot. Other than that it would be a dream come true.
And SERRA ALL THE WAY, BAAAABYYYYY!!!
9/11/2007 12:47pm, #35
Heck yeah, I'm sending in a tape if they ever have another LHW show. Hell, if I was offered a spot on the dadgum MW show I'd be running laps in the sauna right now. It is really like a dream come true for most of us guys that train.
9/11/2007 2:15pm, #36
Originally Posted by Matt W.
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9/11/2007 2:35pm, #37
You know, he has a very good point there. If I had to put up with all of that drama I'd probably wind up barricading myself in my bedroom, and only communicating to the others through "the voice of the gallows god Odin".
9/11/2007 3:52pm, #38Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
9/11/2007 4:06pm, #39
I would enjoy the show more if they stopped filming all of the drama that occurs at the house. All I want to see is the training and the fights.
If I wanted to watch a live action soap opera, I'd watch "The Real World" or some other shitastic reality show.Shut the hell up and train.
9/12/2007 1:30am, #40
I think "the Real World" would be much better if they decided who would be kicked off by fights in a cage. Mark my words, one day Dana White is going to grace us with "the Ultimate Fighter: Celebrity Edition" and it will make $$$! And oldman, who let you look at my school records?