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  1. Hedgehogey is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei of Beer
    [Well, why grapple when you can just drop an elbow on the back of their head, killing them instantly?
    -Elbows and strikes to the back of the head are illegal in UFC for a reason, it really could mess with the brain.[/QUOTE]

    Wrong.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSl5FmAXAeA


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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axelton
    Sounds like you were just training with a bunch of dumbasses.
    Goddammit, Axelton, will you stop being so defensive! We get it, you have real chun, and fighting skills. Just stop being such a party pooper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    -Elbows and strikes to the back of the head are illegal in UFC for a reason, it really could mess with the brain.
    Wrong.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSl5FmAXAeA[/QUOTE]

    Hmm, perhaps he doesn't know how to drop a proper centerline chun elbow? I think there would be brain matter all over the ground if he did.
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    Hi, my name is mike and I am a recovering chunner. I did wing chun for 6 months. The endless hours of punching air, standing in lines, saying yes sifu and clenching my knees together like some retard finally left me feeling used and somewhat dirty. But most of all what saved me was Bullshido. In particular, reading the posts from Axelton. He was a chunner and as I read, I thought, my god, do I want to become like that? So Bullshido and Axelton saved me from the chun. That and the fact that it sucked.
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    I would like to share one of my all-time moments of shame as a chunner.
    One time I was teaching defences to kicks (that I had never tried out in sparring) to some unfortunates. I was attempting to teach bong gerk as a defence to a round kick... I think. Maybe it was yup gerk. Anyway I was trying to demonstrate it to a guy who had done some kickboxing, and it didn't work. My response? "you kick wierd. Most kickboxers don't kick like that".

    Fucking retard. Someone slap me please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningDog
    I would like to share one of my all-time moments of shame as a chunner.
    One time I was teaching defences to kicks (that I had never tried out in sparring) to some unfortunates. I was attempting to teach bong gerk as a defence to a round kick... I think. Maybe it was yup gerk. Anyway I was trying to demonstrate it to a guy who had done some kickboxing, and it didn't work. My response? "you kick wierd. Most kickboxers don't kick like that".

    Fucking retard. Someone slap me please.
    You are being too hard on yourself.

    Then again, that indeed sounds weird...

    (Also, I once had this had-some-kickboxing-classes-so-I'm-tough guy in my class, who kept punching newbs in the nose despite me telling him definitely not to, asking me if he could just try another attack on me then the one we were discussing at that time. So I said yeah, sure and he moved right into my nice whatever-gerk swinging kick to the balls and guy asked to go to the toilet for a while...

    Of course he was smaller and all, but I still ruled, didn't I? :icon_cher)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningDog
    I would like to share one of my all-time moments of shame as a chunner.
    One time I was teaching defences to kicks (that I had never tried out in sparring) to some unfortunates. I was attempting to teach bong gerk as a defence to a round kick... I think. Maybe it was yup gerk. Anyway I was trying to demonstrate it to a guy who had done some kickboxing, and it didn't work. My response? "you kick wierd. Most kickboxers don't kick like that".

    Fucking retard. Someone slap me please.
    Is bong gerk the one where you kick out to the leg coming at you, or where you push your leg inside their kicking leg, and throw at their support leg?
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    Maybe one of these? Ridiculous for all of them.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ7B7c_Vfn4
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    Quote Originally Posted by chi-conspiricy
    Is bong gerk the one where you kick out to the leg coming at you, or where you push your leg inside their kicking leg, and throw at their support leg?
    No Bong Jerk is a stoned __ing __unner.
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by chi-conspiricy
    Is bong gerk the one where you kick out to the leg coming at you, or where you push your leg inside their kicking leg, and throw at their support leg?
    Rather the second. It's a defence movement, something like checking a low kick. To be used on circular kicks from close distance.

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