Selfdefeneexposed.org lol

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 8/02/2011 8:23pm

Since my first reaction was to think this was a joke I thought this would be the place to post this.

I clicked the ad link for that site on the homepage, after reading through it I thought they canceled this show and wondered where Ashton was... So I can learn to defend myself from anyone by poking their nervous system eh? I can learn this super ninja elite skill overnight no less...

Did I just fall for a prank? I assume the website has to put up ads to stay afloat, but wtf is that all about?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 8/02/2011 8:29pm

I think it would be best if you didn't post anymore. Do it for us.

**ChickenBeakFist** · Posted On: 8/02/2011 9:17pm

Originally Posted by Super8astard

Since my first reaction was to think this was a joke I thought this would be the place to post this.

I clicked the ad link for that site on the homepage, after reading through it I thought they canceled this show and wondered where Ashton was... So I can learn to defend myself from anyone by poking their nervous system eh? I can learn this super ninja elite skill overnight no less...

Did I just fall for a prank? I assume the website has to put up ads to stay afloat, but wtf is that all about?

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 8/02/2011 9:19pm

Originally Posted by ChickenBeakFist

My thoughts exactly...

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 8/03/2011 4:18pm

WTF is Isshunryu?

**Yoj** · Posted On: 8/03/2011 4:21pm

lol.....

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/03/2011 4:44pm

Originally Posted by ChickenBeakFist

Holy hell, Chickenbeakfist lives!

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 8/03/2011 6:19pm

UK FightLab Ltd. 93 Wellington Road North, Stockport, Cheshire SK4 2LR, United Kingdom Tel: 0161-367-8118

http://selfdefenceexposed.org/

in the mma exposed they use a pic of man w/ stocking on head. What str33ts are they smoking? Do people still do that?

Attacking the nervous system is one of the most sure-fire ways of stopping ANYONE who dares come near you. Yet very few martial arts actually teach this ‘nerve’ stuff. Most don’t have a clue it EVEN EXISTS!

And best of all…

Anyone can use these ‘NERVE’ game-changing secrets – it doesn't matter how old, big or weak you are. If you defend using the attacker’s nervous system against them, you don’t need size or strength!

It doesn't matter if you've never trained before – you see, it’s simple to learn…meaning you can learn this material, and have the kind of power that few black-belts even have – almost overnight!

AH HAHAHAHHA
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**ChickenBeakFist** · Posted On: 8/03/2011 8:17pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

Holy hell, Chickenbeakfist lives!

I felt this forum woefully lacking in my unimpeachable talent for contributing absolutely nothing of substance to the conversation

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 8/03/2011 8:46pm

Ninjutsu is extremely effective in some combat situations, but...

What happens if the attacker doesn't play by the rules? You can't use Ninjutsu techniques in all situations in the street. Ninjutsu doesn't have techniques to stop an attacker in the streets where there isn't any rules.
And what about groups of attackers? Do you know how to get away when three or four attackers have surrounded you on all sides?
Ninjutsu is a fun and challenging competitive Martial art, but it won’t prepare you for REAL STREET FIGHTS.
Real life attackers don’t care about the rules. They’ll throw everything they have at you, and they won’t stop to consider whether it’s right or wrong.

This is material for a field day. But I have a feeling this site has been ridiculed on Bullshido before....