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    Martial Arts Vs Zombie Invasion

    If you woke up one day, with the living dead prowling the streets like in those cult classic zombie movies. What martial art would you like to have to fight off these things, and stay alive until you can break into the nearest gun store, or fight a blunt weapon?

    Stupid post, probably done before. Just watched a Zombie movie and was wondering if I have anything in my arsenal here that can take one or two of those things on, no matter what stage of decay they are in, or if they are the walking or the running kind.

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    As strange as it may seem, search function noob.

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    well, flying knees could be utilized cos they dont know how to block.

    push kicks, roundhouse kicks?

    punches but you'd have to wear some knuckle busters or something cos you wanna smash there head to bits, and maybe you dont wanna cut your hand and get the infected blood in you

    perhaps.

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    Is this a subtle joke in reference to the "Aikido vs zombie group" video?

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    armbars wouldnt work cus those arrogant zombies never tap

    ......bastards

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    Leg kicks, knock them down and out run them. Don't punch or strike the face or you may get bitten and contaminated. (assuming we're talking 28 days zombies, and not night of the living dead kind) Oh, and there are blunt weapons all around my house. Arnis/Baseball bat-fu for the win.

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    Come get some karate and Hail to the king kung fu are proven to be the most reliable anti zombie martial arts out there.

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    Run away fu, cross trained with climbing fu (you try climbing stairs with rigormortis, and ladders? Forget about it).

    I don't see what the fuss is about zombies really.

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    It depends on if they are fast zombies (28 days later, dawn of the dead remake) or slow zombies. But I think the real threat is Necronomicon zombies, those suckers are intelligent, capable of using tools, and can only be stopped by total body dismemberment.

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