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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    Yes.

    I bet all that muscle blocks the chi and doesn't allow his principles to be executed correctly.
    But that could all change, I'm working on a new energy drink which I'm going to market to Chunners. The drink consists of guarana, caffeine and a small amount of crystal meth. I plan to market it under the slogan "Put some zing in your ving!"

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    Dear Mr. Virus,

    Is the r34l queen skun in Hong Kong, Australia, Turkey or the top of Mt. Olympus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    Dear Mr. Virus,

    Is the r34l queen skun in Hong Kong, Australia, Turkey or the top of Mt. Olympus?
    Dear th3 JKDbuck.

    Well thw r34l ving is still in China, but the only people doing it are a tribe of
    underground dwelling mole-people that have an aversion to sunlight. (hence the origins of blindfolded chisau.) Those guys are pretty hard to find, especially as they are nomadic. They tunnel through the earth every season and migrate to a different part of China to find more fertile ground when all the grubs and plant roots have been eaten. Incidentally, the mole-people's diet actually is the healthiest diet in the world, and allows the mole-people to live for thousands of years. They are the actual same people that developed the _ung in the first place.

    But you try telling a chunner that the _un nun was a blind mole-person from the underground and they won't listen to you. They really bought into the lie.

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    so it doesnt have an alien origin from the moons of jupiter?

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    Virus,

    Since the _un is soooo d34dly, How do the _unners deal with the guilt from all of the people they have had to chainpunch to death. Obviously, it's not their fault. They are finely tuned killing machines, that like a cobra, respond reflexively with deadly force, but, karma must be satisfied. Is there a existential "get out of jail free card" passed down from the Nun-who-must-not-be-named? Does their training alter their being to the point that they are no longer subject to the Karmic forces of the universe?

    Or do they all come back as Cockroaches and Paramecium?


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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate
    Virus,

    Since the _un is soooo d34dly, How do the _unners deal with the guilt from all of the people they have had to chainpunch to death. Obviously, it's not their fault. They are finely tuned killing machines, that like a cobra, respond reflexively with deadly force, but, karma must be satisfied. Is there a existential "get out of jail free card" passed down from the Nun-who-must-not-be-named? Does their training alter their being to the point that they are no longer subject to the Karmic forces of the universe?

    Or do they all come back as Cockroaches and Paramecium?


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    silly boy, the ing un is so powerful it overrules things like karma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    Dear th3 JKDbuck.

    Well thw r34l ving is still in China, but the only people doing it are a tribe of
    underground dwelling mole-people that have an aversion to sunlight. (hence the origins of blindfolded chisau.) Those guys are pretty hard to find, especially as they are nomadic. They tunnel through the earth every season and migrate to a different part of China to find more fertile ground when all the grubs and plant roots have been eaten. Incidentally, the mole-people's diet actually is the healthiest diet in the world, and allows the mole-people to live for thousands of years. They are the actual same people that developed the _ung in the first place.

    But you try telling a chunner that the _un nun was a blind mole-person from the underground and they won't listen to you. They really bought into the lie.
    OK. That's helpful. I watched the real life documentary "The Mole People" when it was on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Mike and the bots will surely burn in _un hell for their mockery of the _un nun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate
    Virus,

    Since the _un is soooo d34dly, How do the _unners deal with the guilt from all of the people they have had to chainpunch to death. Obviously, it's not their fault. They are finely tuned killing machines, that like a cobra, respond reflexively with deadly force, but, karma must be satisfied. Is there a existential "get out of jail free card" passed down from the Nun-who-must-not-be-named? Does their training alter their being to the point that they are no longer subject to the Karmic forces of the universe?

    Or do they all come back as Cockroaches and Paramecium?


    - FFF
    Dear th3 Fickle;

    Karma is a bunch of nonsense. As if an chunner would have anything to do with nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    OK. That's helpful. I watched the real life documentary "The Mole People" when it was on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Mike and the bots will surely burn in _un hell for their mockery of the _un nun.
    Have you ever seen a mole dig through the ground?

    That's chain punching right there.



    Chi sau right there.



    The r34l chun nun. I told you that you wouldn't like it.



    Wing Chun action figure. Cums with sticky hands.
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    Pushups. Dammit. Imagine that you had rep right now, reading:

    +rep for using MST3K references, action figures, and tracking down pictures relating to the aforementioned.

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