Results 1 to 10 of 1037
September is "Wing Chun Sucks" Month!
This month we're swinging our Bullshido Blade(TM) at an art created by a woman, for women everywhere. Nope, I'm not talking about Cardio Kickboxing, this month we're chopping the wang off of Wing Chun!
"But wait Mr. P", you ask, "It's only a legend that Wing Chun was created by a woman!" Oh ho ho, I respond, then why does it so strongly resemble the slap fighting done by little girls on the playground when arguments over whether ponies or kitties are the prettiest animals get out of control and someone has to go down? Huh? Answer me that?
Wing Chun is the style studied by hundreds of thousands of dim-witted Bruce Lee fans. "Hurr, why they got to be dim witted" you slobber out onto your keyboard in response. Because, Bruce himself quit that happy slapping Chinese Chav style and then trash talked it in numerous TV interviews (especially the 'learning by forms' approach). It'd be like being a fan of Jared from Subway and then taking up competitive eating or liking the comedy of Yakov Smirnov so much you moved to the Soviet Union.
So get your pretty butterfly knives out, wax your oversized pole, and furiously flail at the centerline of this, the jilted girlfriend of Chinese martial arts. Trust me, she's still on the rebound from Bruce and is quite easy.
Here's a fun thread from the archives to kick things off!