Thread: Randy won with one broken arm!
8/28/2007 6:46am, #31
I'd expect you can fight on a broken bone, but man, that would be extremely painful. I once broke the front bone of my leg down near the ankle (I don't know the name of the bone) during a soccer practice (note to self - those shin guards aren't just for looking fancy). I collided legs with another girl, went down hard, then got up and kept going for about another 45 minutes. I could barely put weight on it, but apparently I am rather thick in the head and this didn't clue me in to stop playing. All I kept thinking was: I am going to have one hell of a bruise tomorrow. I didn't find out until the next day that the one bone was broken and since only one bone was broken I didn't need a cast because the other bone held it in place.
And I have to agree with the previous posters: Randy Couture is the new Chuck Norris. Randy Couture doesn't get frostbite; Randy Couture bites frost.
8/28/2007 8:42am, #32
8/28/2007 9:22am, #33
No fair, you're jewish. Would you say Randy > Moses? I'm not saying it's offensive, I'm just calling your loyalty to Randy's nuts into question.
8/28/2007 10:23am, #34
A nightstick fracture isn't really that bad. I broke mine in the first round of a 3 round fight my wife and coach were the only ones that noticed something was wrong. I didn't even know what had happened until the fight was over and the adrenaline left me. It just feels like something is not right inside your arm. It doesn't really hurt until later.
8/28/2007 10:29am, #35
I don't even know what to say here...at 44 years old he pummels Silvia, now Gonzaga and WINS with a broken fucking arm?! And he's a class act?
I'd vote for him to be president of the U.S. at this point. Randy fucking rules.
8/28/2007 10:58am, #36
8/28/2007 1:26pm, #37Originally Posted by Plasma
8/28/2007 2:05pm, #38
I want to be adopted by Randy.
Again we witnessed a feat in modern competition that was on a level of super human. I for one am proud to be alive at this time to be able to witness and have meet a man of the caliber of Randy. All jokes aside he is a true man and something more people should aspire to become.
Chuck Norris wears Randy Couture pajamas to bed.
I lost my Randy Capt. America picture.Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.
8/28/2007 6:42pm, #39
Originally Posted by PlasmaOriginally Posted by hapkido_keith
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Originally Posted by jkartigue
It is a little known fact that Randy Couture is the illegitimate son of Chuck Norris.
Q: What is the difference between Randy Couture and Chuck Norris?
A: Chuck Norris has a beard.
I have only just begun. Jkartigue, you have created a monster."Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
8/28/2007 6:46pm, #40
When a young Randy Couture was training for the Olympics, he launched one of his training partners with a Greco-Roman throw that was so powerful, his hapless partner ripped through a time space warp, broke down into his componet atoms, and collided with a Japanese fleet about to attack Midway during World War 2, causing the Japanese ships to sink, thus setting in motion a Chain of Events that allowed the Allies to win the War.