Candid talk about Aikido

**kiaiki** · Posted On: 10/27/2007 3:35am

Originally Posted by DCS

Why yoshinkaners don't train jo waza?

Because all the jo are up the student arses.
:smile:

Nah, that's ninjers - secret weapon launched by megafart.

We much prefer the enjoyment only a bokken can provide. Ever seen Shioda jumping about? Now you know why - short ass, long weapon.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 10/27/2007 3:38am

Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja

yeah, I'm from Gloucestershire (well raised, born in Worcestershire)...I guess I'm fucked then,

What... proper fucked ?

**kiaiki** · Posted On: 10/27/2007 3:40am

Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja

yeah, I'm from Gloucestershire (well raised, born in Worcestershire)...I guess I'm fucked then, farm fucked. I did always wonder where the big ears in our family came from.

Damn you Friesianssssssssssssss!!!

Take comfort. Could be worse. I once lived near Tiverton, known locally as 'mutantville' due to the farming families inbreeding with the pigs. And they all sound like Worzel Gummidge.

The most deformed of their spawn were sent to Australia to breed. Ask Angry Spastic - he's traced his family back to the Old Spot hog that seduced his mum.

Wonder if they have places like that in Japan? Ayabe? :eatbabies