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    Quote Originally Posted by golsa
    If that was directed my way, I didn't mean to imply that Shodokan tries to use ground work per say. But in our version of some of the hand and elbow techniquees from standing end with uke on the ground pinned. E.g., udegaeshi's second to last step is exactly the same as ude garami/americana in Judo/BJJ, except nage is on the same side on his knees. Not trying to imply that Aikido = ground fighting, but stating with some basic knowledge of grappling its easy to apply weight to uke's chest so he can't arch with the crank, resulting in the exact same thing as the Judo/BJJ submission.
    No, not aimed at you. I genuinely get confused as in freestyle jiyuwaza we never had any 'illegal' moves, so lots of Judo etc. was employed. However, in any grading it was essential to use a minimum number (15 or so in each jiyuwaza) of Aikido techniques we had learned as part of the formal syllabus, plus anything else we fancied. In a style or MA which limits what is 'legal' due to competition rules, I wonder if there is actually a defined number of Aikido techniques on a list somewhere. If there is a limit, why?


    Rock Ape - Seagal doesn't count now that he is a reincarnated tulku and would never hit a woman (monks don't get out much in Tibet).
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    Rock Ape - Seagal doesn't count now that he is a reincarnated tulku and would never hit a woman (monks don't get out much in Tibet).
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    You're no fun anymore.

    Ok. I'll let you use Chuck Norris instead, but you may get beard rash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape
    You're no fun anymore.
    Was he fun at some moment? (I'd say not and I won't take your word for his humour skills ;) )
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiaiki
    Aha - but the evil groin strike won't work on eunuchs and those trained to tuck their balls back up into their bodies. Swift poll: How many of you know that a groin strike works against women? When is it useful? Hen nights - dreaded by bouncers (assuming they fail to get off with any of the pissed-up tarts).


    Or..........those who never had any balls and study Ki Aikido (I'd say Iwama but I'll take your word for its efficacy! ;) )
    Go read that other thread about a guy in a hoodie clipping a woman's genitalia with a hook or something and dropping her. It's pretty funny.
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    Was he fun at some moment? (I'd say not and I won't take your word for his humour skills ;) )
    I don't do humour, just wit, irony and sarcasm. It's a Yorkshire thing.



    There are enough comedians on this thread already - and they are all Iwama ;)

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    Go read that other thread about a guy in a hoodie clipping a woman's genitalia with a hook or something and dropping her. It's pretty funny.
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    Remember that when reading threads started by Sirc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Ronin
    Go read that other thread about a guy in a hoodie clipping a woman's genitalia with a hook or something and dropping her. It's pretty funny.
    This explains why women's bikes have no crossbar, but not why men's bikes do.

    And why attack a woman with a hook, anyway?
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    Hook punch. Not a bloody meathook.

    And women's bikes don't have crossbars because they wore skirts on bikes before women's lib and a crossbar was thought to have parted said skirt in a lude manner. It's a "tradition" now, so to speak, not a medical issue.

    And how did a candid talk turn into a discussion of how women's genitalia can be hurt with kicks between the legs?

    PS: Hitting a woman in the ovaries correlates far better to the old kick to the sack, as they are both surrounded in roughly the same kind of neural network and have the same protective measures in place, ie. pain receptors work overtime to make sure you protect the kiddie makers.

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