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    June is RBSD Sucks Month!


    Do you know what it’s like out there on the streets today?

    Have you seen the sordid state of society and her sickening, sorry sinking decay into low, liberal lawlessness?

    If you haven’t, you must be blind!

    Crime is up no less than %300 from what it was back in the day! Back in the day I could leave my house unlocked and the neighborhood kids could play in the sprinklers without being accosted by degenerate, crack-dealing homeless people- those evolutionary throw-backs may say “spare any change”, but what they’re really saying is “turn your back for a second and I’ll shank you for your sneakers”!

    Study your city, county and state concealed carry laws with all diligence and purposeful focus. Learn to walk comfortably with a gun at the small of your back, left ankle, shoulder, and inside of your thigh. Understand that everything around you and on your person is a potential weapon, not only for yourself but for your attacker. Oil your tactical folders, grease your extendable batons, and don’t forget to sharpen your credit cards.

    On the streets today, you must be ever vigilant! On the streets today, you must never be unarmed! On the streets today, your mind must be in a constant state of readiness, wakefulness, alertness, slight nausea or bloating, and Defcon 1! On the streets today, you must surpass, overtake, exceed, and go above and beyond the call of the martial way… you must go the martialest way!

    June is Reality Based Self Defense (RBSD) Sucks Month!

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    This is gonna be good.

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    Heh, at least the highlight video will be interesting.

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    Oh lord yes.

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    Does it make me a total noob for not knowing what RBSD is? Im thinking some kind of made up military combatives system, probably wrong.

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    Pretty much. It means "Reality Based Self Defense", Stick's post was mocking, but typical of advertisements for that stuff.

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    Might as well post the image macro that haunts every paranoid, suburban, white, RBSD nut's dreams:


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    Awesome. This month is gonna be good.

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    It never ceases to amaze me how terrified some people are of the world around them.

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    Sex sells MOST things....

    FEAR sells RBSD.

    Heh.

    He's got a KNIFE, whacha gonna DO!

    Heh.

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