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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington
    Yes, he should clearly only fight people with a similar condition in a new sport with rules tailored to their disabilities.

    Call it nubmission wrestling.
    I have no idea why I laughed at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpringHeeledJack
    To be clear, I agree with pretty much everything Boyd said, but lack the expressiveness to state it as cleverly as he did.

    A world full of LARPers, and you chose a guy that's actually trying to compete to hate on. Lame.

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    The whole rule bending thing is a load of crap. You can bend those exact same rules by but scooting in the fight.

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    And anyone who bends the rules by buttscooting is a ******.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    And anyone who bends the rules by buttscooting is a ******.
    I concede to your obvious expertise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil
    A world full of LARPers, and you chose a guy that's actually trying to compete to hate on. Lame.
    Believe me, my hate's not devoted solely to Maynard, but, you know, I guess this is the thread to express the tiny bit that is.
    Last edited by SpringHeeledJack; 8/15/2007 3:57pm at .


    Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
    King, and lord of sin and pride
    With some mist his wits make dark.
    He send thee grace to be thy guide


    HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! ************.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    And anyone who bends the rules by buttscooting is a ******.
    Maybe they just have an itchy butt. My dog does that...

    LOL "nubmission wrestling"... Rivington is so going to hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil
    The amount of venom you feel towards a crippled kid who doesn't fit neatly into your idea of how crippled kids should act is pretty pathetic.
    The funny thing is I'm pretty sure Maynard would take issue with your usage of the term "crippled kid". The other funny thing is Maynard's disability isn't having no arms and no legs. Well, it is, but it's not the reason I hate him. Well, it is one of the reasons I hate him, but not the main reason. Well, it is the main reason, but look. My point is Kyle Maynard is a douche. I'm not saying the fact that he crawls around on all fours is creepy (though it is) or hilarious (though it is) or that somehow his disability makes him a bad person (though it does). I'm saying that he's an idiot. He's a human being whose entire existence is built on the cheap slogans and inane chants of slicksuited shysters, the sort of person who considers Your Best Life...Today! essential reading. He's a disgusting caricature, a braindead jock with delusions of grandeur, a pompous hick that sincerely believes he's on a mission from God.

    I read part of his autobiography at Borders. It was one of the most repulsively mastubatory things I'd ever read, self-glorifying drivel peppered with blatant bits of faux-humility. It's like he was getting revenge for all those years he couldn't jerk off by splurting all over the page.

    I suppose being a prick is excusable if you have no arms and no legs. According to his website, "(Kyle is) an inspiration to all he meets." This part is probably true. I once met a guy with no arms and no legs and was so inspired I jumped rope for like two hours right in front of him. In retrospect, he probably wanted to leave after fifteen minutes, but clearly he didn't have Kyle's DRIVE and DETERMINATION and WILL TO POWER.

    In summation, I'd like to say this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Maynard
    However, as impressive as his academic and sport accomplishments are, it is Kyle’s attitude towards life that makes Kyle a truly unique person. Kyle does not think in terms of limitations, but only in accomplishments. One of Kyle’s favorite sayings is, “It's not what I can do; it's what I WILL do.”
    Okay Kyle. I want you to clap without looking like a retarded baby seal.
    Last edited by Boyd; 8/15/2007 4:13pm at .
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    At the very least, it would be extremely difficult to armbar this guy if he did compete in MMA.

    In all seriousness, they should at least let the guy prove to them that he can fight. Set him up with a challenge match against a current MMA fighter and see how he does. If he holds his own, let him join. If he can't hold his own, then don't let him join. But don't just turn the guy away.

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    @Boyd's last post -

    L O L


    Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
    King, and lord of sin and pride
    With some mist his wits make dark.
    He send thee grace to be thy guide


    HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! ************.


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