Yet Another Coda Scott Nugget

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 8/15/2007 7:05pm

I am surprised he didn't discuss the variety of cookie that was served on that fateful day in the teagarden.

And how many blue-haired old ladies were there for canesta and quilting.

**Necroth** · Posted On: 8/15/2007 7:23pm

When will we learn that Coda is irreproachable. He is truly a bodhisattva, sent to us to show the Path of Enlightenment through colourful dialogue and old Karate films of the 1980's.

I think I puked a little reading that. Someone please tell me that he did not jump from 4th kyu to 2nd kyu in 8 months. What happened to 3rd? Now I have to go search out the rest of the Coda Scott threads to read how this mystical happenstance...well, happened...stanced. Or whatever.

On a related note, ice cream is good and it makes no claims of being trained by Hanshi/Shidoshi...and, Coda, "You are not a Tanaka! You are not Japanese!"

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 8/15/2007 9:35pm

Originally Posted by Red512S

Oh come on, nobody knows that Oklahoma is the #2 tea garden capital of the world?

Dave

We have almost as many tea gardens as bars and churches.

We take High Tea and drink with our pinkey finger extended.

Then we get into our old, derelict pickup trucks and drive the dusty dirt roads back to our mobile homes.

**kung-fu kitty** · Posted On: 8/15/2007 10:12pm

Originally Posted by 1bad65

Does he still have people training under him?

From the info that I have gathered, Scott has only one student. There are 4 instructors of different arts and they have maybe 8 students all together. They have a new school called Stillwater Combatives Center and it is located in Body Works Gym in Stillwater. There is a new site for it Facebook.com - "Stillwater Combatives Center" I also have the phone # that I can pm to people if anyone wants it. Tom was offered space in the same place.

**Olorin** · Posted On: 8/16/2007 12:25am

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

We take High Tea and drink with our pinkey finger extended.

I keep High Tea every day at four...

**Adon4Ever** · Posted On: 8/16/2007 2:03am

[quote=metalwright]It's back into the minivan and home![quote]

For Coda Scott, wouldn't "minivan" and "home" be the same thing? :laughing7 I think I saw it parked down by the river. :laughing7

And people in Oklahoma drink High Tea everyday at four? With their pinkies extended? Sheesh... I guess I don't get out much. LOL

Josh

**Cuchulain** · Posted On: 8/16/2007 7:30am

Judomofo that had me giggling.

**n00b** · Posted On: 8/16/2007 9:32am

Seriously guys, can we have 'The Giant Has Awoke' up above in the BS ad-blurbs?

It's perfect.

**chalkieusa** · Posted On: 8/16/2007 10:20am

Originally Posted by n00b

Seriously guys, can we have 'The Giant Has Awoke' up above in the BS ad-blurbs?

It's perfect.

Is this in reference to his weight?

Man, this guy really needs some help, either therapy or meds!

**datdamnmachine** · Posted On: 8/16/2007 11:44am

Originally Posted by chalkieusa

Is this in reference to his weight?

Man, this guy really needs some help, either therapy or meds!

He pretty much has the same thing going on that Milton Wallace has. He has this fantasy of martial arts going on and he wants to live it. They both want it now and fast. What they don't realize is that they could live the fantasy for real if they where to get off their fat asses and train under a legit teacher and get legit rank. The problem with that would be that it would take time and hard work to do it and why should they have to do that. After all, they are already "Masters" in their own mind...or "...of the Universe", depending on who you talk to.