I DID have the pleasure of being armbarred, choked and smothered by one of Gene's blackbelts, so it's a suitable appetiser.
I met a man in a pub who claimed he was immune to being choked out. I didn't want to explain an unconscious patron to the barman.
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
Ok, I received a package today from Gene. I received a DVD "A Living Legend, The Toughest Man Alive, The Gene Lebell Story." And an autographed copy of his book The Godfather of Grappling.
Originally Posted by Kistrael
Now THAT is an elaborate signature.
Of course, he's had like 80 years to practice.
Funny, I thought that Gene Lebell's signature would be an undecipherable chicken scratch, on account of his hands and arms being worn out from years of choking the excrement out of people.
Maybe he signed it with his dick.
Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman
Ahhh....Gene. The only man in the world who's "Bad ************" wallet is pink.