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  1. DerAuslander is offline
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    Thought I'd share some of my teacher's words every once and a while.

    This evening he was describing a koan that used three gates as an imagery. One of the students spoke up.

    Student: Do the three gates represent body, mind, and spirit?
    Seunim: You are far away.
    Student: Aren't there eight gates?
    Seunim: The ninth gate is "Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass?"

    Later this evening, he went on to describe the words in a koan as being like "gunsmoke", and saying that we must penetrate through to the heart of the gunman.

    I'm gonna use "Heart of the Gunman" for a book title. It just sounds cool.
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    "Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass"

    Is a better book title
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    "Nothing can shine in your asshole."

    My favorite Buddhist saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soju - Joe
    "Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass"

    Is a better book title

    Heh...I should so write a book on Buddhism with that title. Friggin blow away people's preconceived notions of what Zen is like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    "Nothing can shine in your asshole."

    My favorite Buddhist saying.
    Another good one...heh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seunim
    Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass?

    sigged!



    Oh, and I just posted some stuff about "Bodhidharma" in this thread. Basically, a kung-fu instructor said that the guy invented all Martial Arts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    "Nothing can shine in your asshole."

    My favorite Buddhist saying.
    Clearly you have never been 'scoped.

    Neither have I. I'm just sayin'. . .
    Shut the hell up and train.
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    Clearly you have never been 'scoped.

    Neither have I. I'm just sayin'. . .
    Yeah Butt i bet it's right around the corner at your age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp
    Clearly you have never been 'scoped.

    Neither have I. I'm just sayin'. . .
    Um.

    Ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake
    Yeah Butt i bet it's right around the corner at your age.
    Fucker. Yes I'm due, especially considering my family history. The way I look at it, I don't care if I die, NO ONE's sticking a six foot plus metal tube up my ass. That's not my bag, baby.

    And now Der's thread is closer to the true Dharma than ever.
    Shut the hell up and train.
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