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    The ultimate self-defence method for multiple attackers.

    It seems to me that the ultimate self-defence in that situation is simply...defending, rather than trying to go all macho on everybody and getting beat up even worse. What I'd do is keeping my striking guard up, elbows pointing down and fists extending outwards, then try to make haste out of there. If someone took me down, from the basic knowledge of BJJ principles that I have, I'd try to gain a good position as soon as I could, then stand up and make haste.

    Does this make sense to anyone? Share your thoughts. And for crying out loud, this thread is not about style vs style, and much less about the real Taekwondo or Karate.

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    What about "dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you". That would be the ultimate in multiple attacker self defense.

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    or sharks with laser beams on their frickin heads

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    Quote Originally Posted by BASE853
    What about "dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you". That would be the ultimate in multiple attacker self defense.
    I'll call and raise that

    giant snakes with jetpacks, lazers and grappling hooks attacked to dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you.

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    Bastards. All of you.

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    Or brass knuckles.

    Or steel toed boots.

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    I like the snakes with jetpacks idea. ... oh, sorry. GIANT snakes.

    But yes, that ... sounds pretty reasonable, CX. Depends on the specifics, but if you're talking about like a street gang attacking you or something...yeah, getting away = victory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BASE853
    What about "dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you". That would be the ultimate in multiple attacker self defense.

    That's just moronic. Everyone knows only cats can carry bees in their mouths.

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