Thread: Moons of Jupiter
9/15/2003 7:00am, #11
uhhhh . . .
I think I like the running away technique better.
9/15/2003 8:05am, #12
"Akido is from Jupiter?" lol"Training = pain." - I said that.
PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.
9/15/2003 9:34am, #13
You know, this was really upseting to Jack. He was basically shouting loudly at the end.
" . . . AND THEN, THAT FUCKER SAID HE WOULD TAKE US TO THE MOONS OF JUPITER!"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
9/15/2003 9:48am, #14
"MOONS OF JUPITER!"
That must be code for his Butt-cheeks.
Sensei's going to fly his rocket through the moons of Jupiter, and into the black hole beyond.
"Oh you bastard, I fucking hate pikeys!" - Georgeous George"You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior
"Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco
"This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
9/15/2003 11:59am, #15
AIKIDO = very gross
Stay in your center.
9/15/2003 6:40pm, #16
Suddenly Sam scares me more than that guy in the story...The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
9/15/2003 6:57pm, #17
Your friend Jack missed out on a lot of important aikido techniques by running away.
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Techniques such as "The two globes of Io and Europa eclipsing Uranus viewed from behind" and "Sitting in seiza clasping sword in two hands" are best performed when naked and lightly rubbed down with warm lard.
9/16/2003 2:31am, #18
Just preparing you all for when the UK McThrowdown happens :)Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989
9/16/2003 2:48am, #19
on the bright side, you will get good money for the pics on the internet...CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
9/16/2003 8:02am, #20
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Damn Mr.McFu! that story is really creepy--so creepy I don't think I'd mention it to anyone if it had happened to me. It sounds like your friend was really affected by the incident.
It is definitely best to avoid that 'moons of jupiter' freak. He's certainly beyond help.
On the other hand, you could ask him to meet you at some motel room and when he arrives he'll notice that you and 5 of your buds are there. Then you grap him and duct tape him to a chair and interrogate him about about Jupiter and its moons for the whole night, but not before you give him the largest dose of LSD ever consumed by a human being. Ya know bring a couple o' cases of beer and order some pizza. Make an evening of it.
Just an idea :)
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Edited by - lechuza on September 16 2003 08:07:37