Thread: You wanna be cool?
7/16/2007 3:28pm, #31Originally Posted by SUSHI SASHIMI
7/16/2007 4:10pm, #32
7/16/2007 4:13pm, #33
Hey, is it true that when you wiggle your ears really fast you can fly?Mauro: Coming into the ring now is Giant Silva. 7 foot 2, 385 lbs, making his debut in Pride.
Bas: Wow, that is one big guy!
Mauro: He must have an enormous Johnson!
Bas: Ur…I suppose.
Mauro: What are his keys to victory here in the Pride ring tonight?
Bas: Well I think he needs to use his reach, avoid Heaths takedowns, and try to use his size to overpower him.
Mauro: I mean, imagine the size of that thing!
Bas: Now Heath is coming into the ring…
Mauro: Do women really like them that big? Doesn’t it hurt?
Bas: I really wouldn’t know.
Mauro: I’m starting to feel a little insecure.
Bas: Let’s just talk about the fight.
Mauro: You’re right, el Basito. What are Heaths keys to winning here tonight. What does he have to do? What are his strategies for emerging victorious here in the Saitama Super Arena tonight?
Bas: Well, the first thing…
Mauro: My wife says she doesn’t like them too big, that it’s all about how you use it.
Bas: That’s not what she told me.
7/16/2007 4:55pm, #34Originally Posted by J-Lau
With someone with your headshape, I would suggest:
Fossil hydro S/G:
If you want to be all superstar looking, Kenneth Cole Light Relief:
If you feel like spending a bunch of money:
Those Ray bans I think would fit you the best Mr. J-Lau. They are Ray Ban, model: Small Metal.
Last edited by King Sleepless; 7/16/2007 5:41pm at .
7/16/2007 5:21pm, #35Originally Posted by SUSHI SASHIMI
7/16/2007 5:38pm, #36
Sirc: Always good for helping Bullshido looking its finest.
7/16/2007 5:44pm, #37
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I don't want one of those shirts unless it has "J-Lau Is My Daddy" on it.
7/16/2007 5:53pm, #38Originally Posted by fes_fsa
7/16/2007 6:34pm, #39
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Nothing beats the Ray-Ban aviators. Get them with gold-colored frames, if at all possible, because that increases their pimp meter.
7/16/2007 8:50pm, #40
I'd strongly consider getting a shirt if I could get down ear wiggling. I feel like your clinical trials might've neglected to mention the strong impact ear wiggling has on the distance from the ground women's panties are. It's a direct correlation.
Actually a pretty sweet shirt there Joe. Are you considering other designs, colors, etc. in the future?