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    300 "punches" gets into Guiness Book

    This stuff might be great for a TaeBo workout, but to call them "punches" makes you look like Kip from "Napolean Dynamite" "You know I'm training to become a cage fighter."

    And who are the "martial arts experts" in the background? No names, no resumes, just a couple of serious looking Chinese guys (cause you know, they ALL know Kung Fu). Heck, they aren't even wearing silk suits. How expert can they be?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWz0n5EcR54

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    LMFAO! I think I'd be willing to eat all 348 of those just to land one good one of my own:tongue5:

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    If the first punch doesn't do it maybe the 297th will at least make his opponent die of boredom. Seriously, why not set a record for how many times I can drum my fingers on my desk in a minute.

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    I can't find it on the website.
    Last edited by mrblackmagic; 7/13/2007 11:47am at .
    Sumus extra manum tuam.

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    wow he totally opened a can of Wing Chun on that focus mitt.
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    That was BEYOND pathetic! Seriously, they were wimpy "punches". Jesus, I think any of us can beat his "record", and with harder punches! I love that he called them "martial arts punches". Oh, almost like JUDO CHOPS!!!! Guiness should be ashamed of themselves.

    That crap wasn't even Wing Chun. Ugh, I'm gonna puke... Total Bullshido...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fightin Penguin
    That was BEYOND pathetic! Seriously, they were wimpy "punches". Jesus, I think any of us can beat his "record", and with harder punches! I love that he called them "martial arts punches". Oh, almost like JUDO CHOPS!!!! Guinness should be ashamed of themselves.

    That crap wasn't even t3h d3@d1y. Ugh, I'm gonna puke... Total Bullshido...
    Total Bullshido call from a JKD ronin.....

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    Hey, don't you be dissin' the judo chop.

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    Why is Kein Haar not all over this thread?

    And how the fuuck to I get a job as a Guiness judge?

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    300? Wait what?

    Spartans wouldn't stand for this ****.

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