Using Donkey Guard to Sniffz Your Feetz
Posted On:7/15/2007 12:45pm
Style: Kick Boxing
Saying "girls get off easy" could get you in trouble man.
Most of em I hear bitching say they don't get off at all.
Amateur MMA record: 8-3-1
Pro MMA record: 3-1
Status: Semi retarded... I mean retired
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:7/15/2007 1:56pm
yeah but by then I'm in another county sobering up
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Posted On:7/15/2007 2:49pm
You about a Snickers muthaphucka aint you?!?!?!?!
"If the bitch wants satisfied, she can eat a Snickers bar!!!"
They name streets after guys like you Johnny.... ONE fuckin WAY!!!!!!lolz
and staff now I see..... welllllllllllll
Injury Waiting To Happen
Posted On:7/15/2007 3:00pm
Style: Snatch Wrestling
What she does with the Snickers to get some satisfaction is her business, IMO.
Posted On:7/15/2007 3:02pm
Hey I am just saying if a girl hooks up with me she's obviously a masochist to begin with and so giving her too good of a time would disappoint her - I please them by not pleasing them, because it's what they really want.
Posted On:7/15/2007 3:08pm
and a fucking psychologist to boot..................
Posted On:7/15/2007 3:16pm
psychologist w/brutal hangover atm
Posted On:7/15/2007 3:25pm
I too am dealing with the after effect of the over consumption of fermented consumables.
BTW, getting drunk in Vegas is fucking expensive.
Posted On:7/15/2007 3:27pm
getting drunk at my friend's new bar is not only cheap (for me) it's the classiest bar in town. They have an actual, professional bartender. He gets things right. He's unstumpable. If you DO come up with something he's never made, he improvises, and whatever he comes up with is BETTER then what you ordered.
Posted On:7/15/2007 9:47pm
Then tell tat mother fucker to make me a Knickerbocker with a lemon and lime............
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