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  1. Squerlli is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong2
    ****! ITS TRUE! CHECK THIS **** OUT!

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    ...*pukes* ewww... old man pron... oh god im gonna go gargle some acid now...
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     Style: Wu/Hao Taiji; BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris_ketchens
    BLVR: What does the society do?

    AK: Essentially it was his karate club. In China there is a Black Dragon Fighting Society, before than it was called the Black Dragon Tong of Retribution, before that it was called several other things. Six thousand years ago it was called the Polestar School. The purpose was to preserve knowledge.

    My theory is they were preserving knowledge from civilizations from time of Atlantis. I think there have been lots of civilizations we donít remember because of these Planetary cataclysms, but thatís a whole astrological theory.
    Riiiiiiight. And aliens killed Kennedy to shift the course of human civilization in preparation for thier invasion in 2386, the mob framed Oswald at the bequest of the Papacy in order ensure that the knowledge of life on other planets didn't affect their power base.
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     Style: Judo + sports ju-jutsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong2
    ****! ITS TRUE! CHECK THIS **** OUT!

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    The only realistic picture would be him in bed with himself.
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     Style: Systema & BJJ noob,x BBT

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigSwede
    The only realistic picture would be him in bed with himself.
    Would that be when he would be using the needle finger?
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     Style: BJJ, MACP (hiatus)

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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong2
    a glimpse into how the "real" world works... and how real warriors behave, regardless of the venue of their employment. "

    Quoted for the Scanners-quality, mind-exploding irony.

    "I am the LARPer King! I can do anything!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong2
    "The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim is the chronicle of his fifth trip to Africa in the service of Yudansha International as an intelligence operative. His "cover story" at that time was being a "bouncer in a brothel."
    Yeah, I sure the pissed-off johns he was 'bouncing' gave ol' AK ample time to do the ENTIRE "kata dante" before shiving him with a straight razor.
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    I think what a lot of people are missing here is what makes AK's Amorous Adventures both sad and at the same time, almost hysterically funny in a very dark way. He apparently had sex with these prostitutes... south african prostitutes... correction, prostitutes from one of the most disease ridden parts of the planet. HIV is passed like dollar bills in South Africa.

    About three years ago the PM of the country openly said that the HIV didn't cause AIDS and that the best way to get rid of AIDS was to have unprotected sex with a virgin.

    No ****.

    Now, that illness is a horrible plague... but not only is he bragging about having sex with women that get paid almost nothing to sell their lives and souls, but he wrote a book romanticizing what went on. Pathetic, and sad are barely adequate adjectives to describe it.

    Not that I believe a single word about him working security there, and it's far more likely he just made the whole story up. Buying a plane ticket there and the highlight of the trip was going to a brothel to have sex with dirt poor diseased women, however, is a story that I find alot easier to believe.
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    Ashida Kim + Count Dante = the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction.

    on a separate note:
    i have an uncle who unfortunately looks a lot like mr. Kim.
    does that make me an honorary ninjer or something?
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     Style: Systema, BJJ, Arrestling

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    I'm waiting for the release of his next book, where he details his exploits in Thailand buggering little boys and beating up bar girls.

    Kim having AIDS would definitely explain his physique.
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