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  1. Plasma is offline
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    130 pound female Jujutsu-ka 1 Marine Corps 0

    This is a cautionary tale to all your Marines who just got out of basic training.

    Rewind to yesterday 10/6/07 in Maryland. The City of Frederick held its annual “In the Streets” festival. Our dojo traditionally sets up a booth and does a demonstration for the local community, so we did again this year.

    Well as one of female green belts (go-kyu) was sitting in the booth while of few of us were in the back of the tent setting up stuff and few of our kids were on the mats demoing throws, 2 marines walk up to the booth with the intention of hitting on the said female running the booth.

    This piqued our interested in the back, so we listened. There was a lot of talk about the Marine Corp MA program and how dangerous their moves were. Well apparently this wasn’t wooing her over so they asked permission to use to mat to demo some stuff. The first technique was called a “Leg Sweep”, they warned her not to try this without training can you can really hurt someone. The suckage of this Osoto Gari was only surpassed by the next technique.

    The next technique was a “Hip Toss.” Now his Hip toss involved his entering in butt first and attempting to lift his buddy with his lower back. He couldn’t throw him period. At this point our female green belt said “Um why don’t try to throw me with that” Same result accept she didn’t even leave her feet or even budge.

    When they reset, before the guy said anything, she grabs him and does a perfect O-Goshi and slams the guy into the mat with his arm caught underneath him (apparently no break falls in the Marine Corp).

    Then our instructor walks over and asked him if they like him to fix their sucky “Hip Toss.” At this point they flee with their tail between they legs.

    So Marines, what have we learned? You are not the deadly and a 130 lbs pound female Jujutsu Green Belt with a year experience is better then you.
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    Oh my god, i would have loved to have seen that. i think that may have made my week.
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    It's all fun and games till they come driving down the street for the rematch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYL00x9oMH8
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    Plasma, you do JJJ?

    Good story though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwoww
    Plasma, you do JJJ?

    Good story though.
    Plasma is a dedicated lifelong practitioner of the LARP. It's in his blood :)
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
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    Plasma - That made my day! :)

    KF - you really should stop underestimating women
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Plasma - That made my day! :)

    KF - you really should stop underestimating women
    Women only serve two purposes in life. And one of them doesn't involve being able to kick my ass :icon_wink
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KempoFist
    Women only serve two purposes in life. And one of them doesn't involve being able to kick my ass :icon_wink

    You my friend are dating the wrong women.
    Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
    and remember what peace there may be in silence.
    As far as possible, without surrender,
    be on good terms with all persons.
    Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
    and listen to others,
    even to the dull and ignorant;
    they too have their story.

    -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JP
    You my friend are dating the wrong women.
    And you my friend are being too kind in assuming that KempoFist could get a date in the first place :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    And you my friend are being too kind in assuming that KempoFist could get a date in the first place :)
    oooooooh, and the low blows come out. Hey just because I don't "date" doesn't mean I don't use women :20bux:
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