The Punking Of Ashida Kim - the article

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:28pm

Punking Ashida Kim.

About February or March this year, a number of us were tuned to http://www.ashidakim.com. It was a classic McDojo, where the tenets of the Mystical Ninja Warrior were revered and worshipped. It is hard to believe, that in this day and age, people still believe in the mystical ninja arts. That they can disappear and appear at will. Dear reader, you think I jest? Many of our brethren at Bullshido.com can attest to that statement. Ashida Kim even thinks himself a Jedi Knight. Do you see the equation of delusional mindset of thinking one a Ninja, and Jedi Knight? This is mentality a few of us dealt with on our way of punking that little bitch Ashida Kim.

I started reading Ashida Kim's board after following a link from Bullshido. On Mr. Kim's site, there is a $10,000.00 challenge to fight him. This challenge is completely one sided in favor of Ashida Kim. To challenge him, you must pay him an appearance fee. You must pay him a percentage of the door's profits. You will lose if your shoulders touch the mat for more than 3 seconds, and the list goes one.

I did NOT mean to challenge Ashida Kim. I truly didn't. On a thread on Mr. Kim's board, Osiris posted about the challenge. Mr. Kim became belligerent and used some choice names towards Osiris and other Bullshido Members about being a bunch losers who couldn't afford the challenge fee and have something to prove but not have two nickels to rub together. I took serious affront to that, and replied, I have the money, stop talking and let's fight. Osiris, being the ever vigilant one, then said Anthony has accepted your challenge and made it known on Mr. Kim's board and on Bullshido.

Since the gauntlet was picked up by me, I needed someone to assist me working the backend and dealing with Ashida Kim. I asked Osiris to be my manager and deal with the paperwork. I did not relent my attack on Ashida Kim during this time on his board, however, Mr. Kim would delete our posts after replying with some derogatory remarks about our family, person, or sexual preference. Now, my board attacks towards Ashida Kim and his band of Ninja's were just as bad. In fact, I sometimes felt that my attacks were just too vicious to use on a group of delusional kids that made up his board reading population. Sure, there are supposedly "Adults" on the board, but it just makes it more sad, a grown man, thinking he can kill with the mind.

So, our little challenge kept going. I took out about five grand out of the bank and took shots of it on my desk and in my hand. Ashida Kim started punking out. Osiris was attempting to get a commitment from Ashida Kim to put up 10 grand on his own, and winner take all. This set him over the edge, which led to his subsequent backing out of the challenge. He sent emails to Osiris saying, I'm not gonna fight some steroid up tough guy without getting paid for it. On his own board, he backed out by saying, what do I get out of this? I'm a 50 year old man, with bad joints, shoulders and knees. You are a 250lb steroid taking ass who wants to make a name for himself, and I'm not going to give you the satisfaction. "Make a name for myself?" By beating on Ashida Kim? Till Bullshido.com I didn't know who that idiot was. The only name I would make for myself would be "Senior Citizen with Dementia Beater". Besides, our accepting the challenge by me and Osiris was just a ruse to get him to react in the manner he did. There was no way I was going to fork over 10 Grand to Ashida Kim aka Chris Hunter.

I wanted some time to think on this before I wrote an article on it. I wanted to look back at it and say, me and Osiris did the right thing. I couldn't have done it without my partner O. He kept up the great work in email, which btw, his hotmail email account got deleted. Maybe some Ninja Magic did it! LOL.

Yes, Osiris and I outted a McDojo. We called him on his own game. We accepted a challenge from him, that HE BACKED out of, citing ailments, conditions, and plain cowardice. Just to note, his 10 grand challenge is still up there.

Ashida Kim and his school have found to be pure BULLSHIDO. Congratulations Chris Hunter, for a job well done.

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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

Edited by - Anthony_A on September 02 2003 23:32:50

Edited by - Anthony_A on September 02 2003 23:54:55

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:34pm

Yeah me too. I just thought this was the time to do it.

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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

**grimel** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:42pm

Now, I know the story behind your avitar.

Sad, sad, sad thing you did. Picking on an old broken down man. Deep in your heart you know, in his younger days he'd own you

well provided you were born when he was younger. So, Alisha Kim is your personal bitch now?

**FingerorMoon?** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:48pm

Ahh good times.

You put in there you never had any intention of paying him. You're just given him a reason to spread around as to why he avoided the fight.

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:51pm

Fingerormoon,

I had no intention of forking over 10 grand to Ashida Kim. However, Osiris was working on a deal where he put up his 10grand and winner take all.

Maybe that should be added in there. LOL.

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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

**blankslate** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:54pm

I am in awe.

During the Ninja craze, we thought Ashida Kim was beyond mad power.

He's just a punk.

You two will be in the Bullshido Pantheon for this.

Well done. ****bows down*****

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Stay in your center.
R. Masters

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:55pm

Corrected thanks FingerorMoon!

That was a big part of the story and I forgot about it.

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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 9/02/2003 11:57pm

Phrost I sent the article in already, can you just use the edited one in this thread instead?

Thanks bro!

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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

**MrMcFu** · Posted On: 9/03/2003 12:00am

In the dictionary under 0wn3d, there is a picture of Mr. Hunter on a leash, with Osiris and Anthony on the other end.

Good job guys, it doesn't get any better than that.