Posted On:9/02/2003 4:03am
Style: Using bag as aggro outlet
A little man has finally agreed to teach me wrestling!
The bad news is that my headbutting still needs to be maintained, although a doctor of mine says I should not headbutt in spite of my thick head and strong neck, because I have a damaged brain.
I am not permitted to butt or bite my instructor. How do I cross-train effectively, then?
A 6th dan black belt in bastardry.
"Damn you! You dirty fighter." My sparring partner, also disabled, recovering from being bitten.
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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