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    alright. i had this guy cornered... and i was pressing really hard.

    i was mainly just grappling with a few strikes here and there.

    this guy was defending like crazy.

    he got a few punches and kicks in here and there...

    but spent alot of time screaming for somebody to open the door.

    eventually...

    i let him out of my bedroom.

    while it ended in a draw... i still feel i won the fight.

    less than a year later, he asked me to marry him.

    we've been married almost 8 years and have two kids together.

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    Ah, our Fes :)

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    i witnessed one 'brawl'last night,after bjjclass me and a friend who has a blue belt went out for a drink,this guy i know comes up to me,doesnt know who my friend is,and starts talking how he trashed someone over the weekend.

    my bjj friend says:ah,you grabbed him around the neck?thats not a very clever thing to do,lots of bad stuff could happen..'

    the other guy disagrees and actually grabs him around the neck,several seconds later i was picking up the bartable and several stools and helped my little friend with the big mouth up..he thanked for the lesson and walked off.

    hilarious.

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    I saw a bumfight once where the people were slashing at each other with crushed beer cans. One bum shouted, "You're a fucking bum!" and the other replied, "So are you, ya ****!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fes_fsa
    alright. i had this guy cornered... and i was pressing really hard.

    i was mainly just grappling with a few strikes here and there.

    this guy was defending like crazy.

    he got a few punches and kicks in here and there...

    but spent alot of time screaming for somebody to open the door.

    eventually...

    i let him out of my bedroom.

    while it ended in a draw... i still feel i won the fight.

    less than a year later, he asked me to marry him.

    we've been married almost 8 years and have two kids together.
    sounds awfully like my current relationship, but with less kids. and nipple gripples.

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    One time a drunk woman was yelling insults at me at the beach at night and she wanted to brawl, so I indulged, dodging her attacks and pulling my punches and kicks. I threw a high side kick to the head to make it clear there was martial arts at work.

    Another time, an old guy asked if the skateboard sitting against the traffic light was mine (it was, and I think I was like seventeen). He asked a few more times, and I kept saying yes, then he asked me where my name was on it. I kept talking until it became clear that this old guy was trying to steal my board. Anyway, I pointed to a nonexistant name on the board so he would bend over and look, and pulled an uppercut right in front of his face. He walked away after that.

    These two stories clearly illustrate my chi powers to win fights without touching people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSphinx
    I saw a bumfight once where the people were slashing at each other with crushed beer cans. One bum shouted, "You're a fucking bum!" and the other replied, "So are you, ya ****!"
    so my friends and i are at the beach. we're hanging out... and we see this tourist and this retarded bum lady is following him... making him really nervous from the looks of it. she was screaming what sounded like "ONGK!" and i guess she got tired of him ignoring her... so she started shoving him and yelling "ONGK!"

    my friends and i were like... "**** it dude! hit her if you have to. she's gonna kill you."

    this guy takes his camera... and takes a swing at her with it. it connected with her shoulder. she tried to pushing him again... but he got her in the arm. then she started running away.

    i felt kinda bad for her... but still... it was a funny sight to see.

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    Bumfights are the greatest show on Earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSphinx
    Bumfights are the greatest show on Earth.
    i know. i'm always putting money down on those things.

    usually on this guy....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMuOre6aaMo

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    This is a sick abuse of the martial way, you so called "practicioners" should do some pushups, anything to realize you are gettng discipline

    In my ninjitsu/WC training, we always take a pledge that a martial artist or ninja is honest and good, doesn't attack when your back is turned,

    that is shameful and no t the true karate way, in my ninpo/wing chun training we are taught that a fighter is true to the weak who need defending

    and, if you use a gun, your not a real ninja
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