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    Top Ten Signs that Someone's Martial Arts Credentials Aren't Real:

    1. Scroll written in crayon
    2. Diploma from MA University signed by 'Da Ninja Masta'
    3. Insists on being called Shifu o'Sensei Sama
    4. Has to tie two belts together to get them around his waist
    5. Lists the Master of Sinanju as head of his order
    6. Is working on his 11th Dan - just has to finish his dissertation
    7. Is younger than your refrigerator but has mastered multiple arts
    8. Claims that acne scars are actually from Ninja death darts
    9. Says he can kill you with one finger but can't do a pushup
    10. Has spent more time on his website than he has on his sparring


    :BangHead:

    In case you missed it, I sincerely doubt that there is a single living human being who is a legitimate "10th dan" in legitimate multiple martial arts.
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grashnak
    Top Ten Signs that Someone's Martial Arts Credentials Aren't Real:
    1. Lists the Master of Sinanju as head of his order
    Remo Williams FTW!

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    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.

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    11. Your name rhymes with "Doda Shot".
    SEANBABY:
    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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    12. 10th Dan / Grandmaster / Soke of anything while under sixty years of age.
    13. 10th Dan / Grandmaster / Soke of more than one martial art.
    14. 10th Dan / Grandmaster / Soke of any martial art that doesn't use the claimed title (10th degree blackbelt in Kung Fu? Really?)

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    15. You made your own TMA after mixing it with the 6 mos. of JKD you took in college with David Carradine's tai chi DVD. You of course have the 10th dan.
    *
    16. You coached the US Team in the Gudwill Games.
    SEANBABY:
    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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    17. Your gi is made of aluminum foil

    http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/sho...hoto/974/cat/2

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    18. You have more patches on you than a NASCAR car (or a BJJ instructor)......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grashnak
    In case you missed it, I sincerely doubt that there is a single living human being who is a legitimate "10th dan" in legitimate multiple martial arts.
    EDIT: D'oh, reading comprehension.

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    19. "I can knock you out by throwing chi at you!"
    SEANBABY:
    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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