What is the most bullshido story you've ever told?
i mean to exaggerate your abilities in your style of MA? and it could be for any reason: pissing contest at a bar; to get laid; to get a job; you were practicing your kicks and some asshole kids yelled "your balls are sticking out of your shorts!"
seriously. bullshit the **** outta me.
i was in a hotel bar with my wife and some friends (we/they are all a bunch of pussies and look the part too). this sketchy dude comes up and approaches my wife. he was pretty big and i am not, but whatever, i cut him off and drunkenly started chatting him up. he had a big smirk on his face and was pretty much being condescending. i dont remember how it exactly came up, but i told him i was an amateur fighter, and that i used chinese boxing.
in reality, i did wing chun and sucked at it too.
well, after that comment, he sort of deflated a little and when i told him i had to get back with my wife and friends he backed off. and i had to dry the pee out of my pants.
I'm leaving work late at night minding my own business, when suddenly a dozen ninjas appear from the shadows. A few flying kicks, some pressure point strikes and a couple of atomic elbow drops usually does the trick.
This actually happens to me all the time. Fuckers just can't take a hint.
I told some girl at a bar that TAIKWONDOE AND KAROTTY WRE TEH SUCK! AND WING CHUN WAS ULTIMATE!
Originally Posted by Craphonso
By the time I got to sticky hands she was long gone.
when i was 13 and 14, i did stats for wrestling at my high school. the guys always fucked around, telling people that i was really on the team, but i was injured and had to do stats. this hawt guy actually called them on their bullshit... and i was like... "you wanna fucking go?"
so we wrestled... and he clobbered the **** out of me.
i really just wanted him to pin me down and grope me.
he didn't even pinch my butt. *cries a little*
I used aikido to win a fight.
I told some morons at a bar that I could do Dillma's retarded no touch knock out, and to prove it I would do it on a random guy for 20$.... so I went up to my friend ( they didnt know that at the time )... and told him that if he didn't buy me a beer I would knock him out. He laughed of course and swung at me. I backed off in a ninja cat like stance.... so retarded anyone with any knowledge of anything could see it was fake... anyway I threw what looked like a street fighter fireball motion at him and he flew back (willingly of course... dillman is a piss bucket and his **** doesn't work, so leave it at that). The guy saw and had to give me my 20$..... we left and I gave my buddy 10$. He bought a dime bag and I got a few drinks for free LOL.
I guess the guys heard later that we were friends and that we staged it.... but we never saw them again.
I have never told a lie.
Well one time, in the first grade, I told my friends I beat up two fourth-graders. In reality, I beat up one and only punked the other.
oh boy... i remember first grade. i told alot of people that my dad could beat up their dad. in reality... when i was first grade... my dad and i were the same height and wore the same size dress.
Originally Posted by SpringHeeledJack