Who wants to see Omar get beat up by a Girl? << Annatrocity

[Kung-Fu Joe]

Did anyone ever find out what style out of the roughly 500 surviving styles of Kung Fu Omar does? Cos it looks like beginner boxing to me.

This is what he has listed in his sig on Rudy's site:

John F. Springer
H'ung Ga & SPM
43 years in TCMA come June '07
I'm Old (50) ... and ... EVIL
Odenton, Maryland
Shoe Size 10D

I'm not too familiar with the Chinese arts... Anybody know what "SPM" is?

--Joe

[Rivington]

JFS and Omar are different guys.

SPM is likely Southern Praying Mantis.

[Cuchulain]

Wasn't Omar doing some Yang Taijiquan variant with a smidge of Baji thrown in or something like that?

From that TV news segment about him though, mostly he seemed to be doing here-in-China-they-don't-know-I'm-a-nerd fu.

Yes his making the news clearly means that in China he is seen as a curious novelty i.e on the same level as a skateboarding otter. Aww bless.

[Kung-Fu Joe]

JFS and Omar are different guys.

D'oh! Brain fart. Copied the wrong sig. Thanks, Rivington.

Omar's reads:
Hung Gar 8 Years while crosstraining in Bagua.
Baji + Taiji since 2001 (with limited Xingyi and Bagua)
4 years TKD and about 2-3 years of trying out all sorts of stuff

There we go...

--Joe

[Hanniballistic]

SPM is likely Southern Praying Mantis.

I thought it meant "small petty mind"

[Toby Christensen]

does anyone else taste the delicious dripping irony from this statement?

I prefer it to be read as the following:



I believe it is called Aussie Crip-fu

0/10. Omar is TINY. MINISCULE. I'm average size. He clearly generates no power at all or next to none.

And you disagree that JFS is a vicious weirdo?

I don't care what you say about my disability. You've probably never been in a fight in your life and by "fight" I mean your safety or the other person's.

Plus you're not a qualified neurologist anyway. You sit on your fat arse watching machines tick over.

[Snake Plissken]

0/10. Omar is TINY. MINISCULE. I'm average size. He clearly generates no power at all or next to none.

however Omar doesn have 4 functioning limbs and a modicum of intellegence.
point/set/match Omar

And you disagree that JFS is a vicious weirdo?

yes I agree and believe you to be the crazed weirdo/

I don't care what you say about my disability. You've probably never been in a fight in your life and by "fight" I mean your safety or the other person's.

well, let the games continue then.

Plus you're not a qualified neurologist anyway. You sit on your fat arse watching machines tick over.

I think you have me confused with someone else.
By all accounts, I am quite sure this is a common occurance with you.

[Toby Christensen]

Sorry, Fickle's gimmick is very similar.

I also have 4 functioning limbs. Put my Blundstones on and I can punt somebody in the nuts as well as the next man. My arms function perfectly. Plus Botox would give me about 6 months grace.

That's what got me interested in grappling all those years ago. When taken to the ground, it evens things up a bit.

By the way, you misspelled intelligence. Trying to insult my intelligence is just another character assassination attempt.

[FickleFingerOfFate]

Mentioning disability again - points for Aarvarks and I.

Dodging the issue of not training, and making idle threats. 0/10




You fail.

[DAYoung]

Drama.